15 PIECES OF ADVICE FOR WOMAN
15 PIECES OF ADVICE FOR WOMAN
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books .
14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal!
Good one :-)
i hate man! because they bring me
to the dark alleys, bedrooms and corners.
they suck my sweetness out of me.
they kissed me
and feel over my white and slender body..
after they got me so hot,
they just threw me aside
and im good for a trump!
why should men always take an advantage
of my white and long body?
well...
after all.. im only just a CIGARETTE..
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MENS ADVICE TO WOMEN
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up, put it down.
3. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
4. Get rid of your cat.
5. Sunday = TV Sports.
6. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
7. You have too many shoes.
8. Crying is blackmail.
9. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
10. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
11. Peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
12. Simple "yes" and "no" are perfectly acceptable answers.
13. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
14. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
15. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
16. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
17. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done -- not both.
18. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
19. You have enough clothes.
20. Men are from earth; women are from earth. Deal with it.
What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
And before you shut the door you add a little of your hair removing cream in his favourite shampoo. (Must be the devil in me).
Azi babe, keep away from guns please ;D
Azilana your version is really good one. :-)
number 3 and 6 - lol
12 is excellent!!
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. - Dr Seuss
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me too...guess azi version is the onen tat goes on in reality
Ramadan kareem.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. after his stuff/things thrown out (If it's a "WALK-OUT after a fight/break-up)and call maintenance to change the lock and keys...there's no coming back, baby.------------LOL
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share your life with me as we are different:)
lol i prefer Azilana7037's version :P
QL is sure kinda quiet...I guess almost everyone's on holidays.
What you are is what you have been, and what you will be is what you do now. - Buddha
Continuation:
9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it. and tell him he doesn't know how to do it
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. No wonder there's a lot of bachelors who don't go to churches nowadays...lol
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. or the State Penitentiary :-P
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions. and blame it to the passenger beside him (wife/gf/mother-in-law) for confusing him :-/
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books. and see how his facial color and expressions change in nanoseconds
14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his. if you don't find the joke funny, just pretend...
15. Sadly, all men are created equal! THAT'S WHY THEY LET THE WOMEN TAKE IN CHARGE
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I'm just joking...Sorry guys, maybe I'm bored ;-P
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies. As the wife/partner, we still change "his" bed sheets, towels, razors (unless he uses a shaver), his sweaty t-shirt, etc.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. after his stuff/things thrown out (If it's a "WALK-OUT after a fight/break-up)and call maintenance to change the lock and keys...there's no coming back, baby.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there. I nominate all cheaters, liars and philanderers be on the top list
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone. uses the other head more often than necessary...lol
5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway. OH, SOOO TRUE
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart. PRECISELY!!!
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. commitment/relationship-phobia is getting to be contagious these days...lol
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types. and some are "inborn"
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What you are is what you have been, and what you will be is what you do now. - Buddha
let's be onest - not at all parts of the body ;) :) ;:))!!!