Best Poem of 2006

chom_fisk
By chom_fisk

The best poem of 2006

This poem was nominated by UN as the best poem of 2006, Written by an
African Kid

When I born, I black
When I grow up, I black
When I go in Sun, I black
When I scared, I black
When I sick, I black
And when I die, I still black

And you white fellow
When you born, you pink
When you grow up, you white
When you go in sun, you red
When you cold, you blue
When you scared, you yellow
When you sick, you green
And when you die, you gray

And you calling me colored?

NOTE: IF YOU ARE WHITE, PLEASE TAKE IT EASY, IF YOU ARE BLACK , PROUD BE BLACK

By dragonfly212• 26 Aug 2008 01:26
dragonfly212

received this via email long long time ago

Everybody is right everybody is wrong, it depend where you stand

By QT• 25 Aug 2008 22:05
QT

who's missus wouldn't give him a ......

... I don't think I can post the rest as this is a family friendly site! ...and I may get banned!

By flanostu• 25 Aug 2008 22:03
flanostu

britexpat, that's more like it lol

By britexpat• 25 Aug 2008 21:53
britexpat

There was a man from Ghent

Who had a penis so long it bent

It was so much trouble

That he kept it double

And instead of coming he went.

By anonymous• 25 Aug 2008 21:52
anonymous

Venice.

By flanostu• 25 Aug 2008 21:51
flanostu

men are form mars right? i couldn't remember a place that rhymes with enis.

i know another joke about the planet uranus.

By QT• 25 Aug 2008 21:50
QT

...don't believe everything you read in your inbox!

By anonymous• 25 Aug 2008 21:47
anonymous

flan, are you sure? A man from Venus? Or are you turning reality for the sake of a rhyme?

By flanostu• 25 Aug 2008 21:44
flanostu

There was a young man from venus,

Who had an enormous penis.

He met three lasses

With exceptional asses,

Who said "can we hold it between us?"

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