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Ascetic_Boy
By Ascetic_Boy

Hello. I am New here in Qatar.

Join us in enabling the Stupidest of the Stupid to improve their own lives.

By KHATTAK• 9 Sep 2010 21:24
KHATTAK

Another reincarnation :P

Good Job.

By the_smart• 9 Sep 2010 17:31
the_smart

Then ur the prefect d*****g..

By perfectStranger• 4 Sep 2010 15:28
perfectStranger

people even replying to that bull shit..me too..lol

By ashraf_noor• 4 Sep 2010 15:24
ashraf_noor

some arab says ,,

when a guy is married the number of dogs increased by 1 more.

so let her marry any one ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

By baldrick2dogs• 4 Sep 2010 15:23
baldrick2dogs

AB, you manage to make Pajju and Rizks look intelligent. Well done!

By Ascetic_Boy• 4 Sep 2010 15:14
Ascetic_Boy

colt45..

If the Dog dies, how can she believe that man's best friend is a Dog?

Hence, she cannot stop thinking or looking for cats as she has decided to marry a Cat for her second marriage.

By Colt45• 4 Sep 2010 15:09
Colt45

keep looking for dogs only then, don't even think about cats.

By aneehs• 4 Sep 2010 15:07
aneehs

rishimba..im lost at the topic.

as what u comment previously on my thread..lol!

By Ascetic_Boy• 4 Sep 2010 15:06
Ascetic_Boy

Well, she believes "Mans Best Friend - DOG"

By Colt45• 4 Sep 2010 15:02
Colt45

Look for a cat that is wealthy, they're sly and probably have a bank balance.

By Ascetic_Boy• 4 Sep 2010 14:57
Ascetic_Boy

Colt45...

If the Dog is Well-off, she can enjoy the wealth for the rest of her life.

By anonymous• 4 Sep 2010 14:57
anonymous

brit, i didnt deduce anything...people in india do get their 'manglik' daughters married to a banana tree before giving their hands to the groom..

By drmana• 4 Sep 2010 14:55
drmana

Troll alert.....

By Colt45• 4 Sep 2010 14:54
Colt45

"soniya, where can I find a well settled Dog, who is earning enough to keep her happy?" - Why do you need the dog to be well-settled and keep her happy, when the poor fcuker is gonna die?

By Ascetic_Boy• 4 Sep 2010 14:52
Ascetic_Boy

In India it is Legal to marry a Dog. Well, she won't face problem making DOG as her husband.

But, can she sponsor her Legal Husband (DOG) here in Qatar?

By britexpat• 4 Sep 2010 14:52
britexpat

How the hell did you deduce that from his/her post ??

By Dracula• 4 Sep 2010 14:50
Dracula

By Victory_278692• 4 Sep 2010 14:49
Victory_278692

mixed doubles!

By anonymous• 4 Sep 2010 14:49
anonymous

ok, so i understand that you both are in love and wanna get married.

in such a situation, girls usually get married to 'narayan' in the form of a banana tree...lol

although i feel its all bullshyte, you can ask her parents to get her married to the tree and then she would be able to get married to you..

By britexpat• 4 Sep 2010 14:48
britexpat

LOL .. NO! many :O)

By Ascetic_Boy• 4 Sep 2010 14:46
Ascetic_Boy

Because love and intimacy are the deepest desires of the human heart they create some of our most profound dilemmas.

For example, the deeper the connection with another, and the more we allow ourselves to be truly known, the more vulnerable we become to being hurt. And the more important we become to other people, the more painful it is when we cannot meet their expectations.

We dread never finding love, and fear giving ourselves completely to love. Ultimately we are just as anxious about being loved as not being loved.

By baldrick2dogs• 4 Sep 2010 14:46
baldrick2dogs

Brit ... Only ONE dog ;o)

By anonymous• 4 Sep 2010 14:42
anonymous

and why are you losing sleep on her..

By drmana• 4 Sep 2010 14:40
drmana

WK, if you are planning a suicide, let me tell you this method doesn't work :-(

By britexpat• 4 Sep 2010 14:40
britexpat

I went out with a real dog... Luckily the haze lifted and we split up..

By Ascetic_Boy• 4 Sep 2010 14:39
Ascetic_Boy

soniya, where can I find a well settled Dog, who is earning enough to keep her happy?

By soniya• 4 Sep 2010 14:26
soniya

Ok..let her marry a DOG first..why are you tensed for her?? It's her life..Allow her to live as per her own choice...

By Ascetic_Boy• 4 Sep 2010 14:23
Ascetic_Boy

All the help has been given and explained to her, but she still wants to marry a Dog first.

Will she ever marry a Man?

By perfectStranger• 4 Sep 2010 14:09
perfectStranger

but i think u really need some help...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mangal_Dosha

By anonymous• 4 Sep 2010 14:06
anonymous

Tell your friend to marry me first.

By Ascetic_Boy• 4 Sep 2010 14:04
Ascetic_Boy

My friend says that she's a "MANGLIK" i.e. if she gets married to anyone, that person will die.

So, she wants to marry a Dog first, so that the dog dies first. Then she will see if she still is a "MANGLIK".

If so, then she will marry a Cat, so that the cat dies...... and so on...

Will she ever marry a Man?

By perfectStranger• 4 Sep 2010 13:59
perfectStranger

u need 2 first take your lessons...

By MSG• 4 Sep 2010 13:59
MSG

ok what kind of stupidity help you need, specify

By t_coffee_or_me• 4 Sep 2010 13:26
Rating: 5/5
t_coffee_or_me

We here in QL The High and Mighty are renowned for the stupidest things you can ever think about...

By drmana• 4 Sep 2010 13:26
drmana

Really?

By baldrick2dogs• 4 Sep 2010 13:24
baldrick2dogs

OK, how can we help you :o)

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