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一言驚醒"懵"中人
1月份︰不管是多好賺的生意，收不到錢還是叫虧本。
2月份︰風光得意時，再爛的舞步，都會有人為你歡呼喝采。這就是$（錢）作怪。
3月份︰英雄不問出身處，哪個爺爺沒做過人家的孫子。
4月份︰不怕如虎一般的競爭對手，只怕像豬一樣笨的合作伙伴。
5月份︰男朋友長得帥，有甚麼用？他的臉可以刷卡嗎？
6月份︰股市風雲︰牛市──穿著西裝，牽著狗進去；熊市──趴在地上，被狗拖出來。
7月份︰關鍵時刻，靠的不只是勇氣，還有智慧。
8月份︰戰場上最可怕的不是敵人，而是身邊可能出賣你的戰友。
9月份︰貓王貓語︰我不在乎人生終點的殊榮，我只求享受過程中精彩的人生。
10月份︰好男人︰耍酷非罪過，好色沒有錯，晚上睡覺一定要在家裡過！
11月份︰機會就像小偷，來時毫無聲息，去時你卻損失慘重。
12月份︰一個女人，可以造成一場戰爭。
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1 Introduction awaken "dumb" middle
January ︰ either pay any more than business does not receive money or call at a loss.
February ︰ scenery of pride when the rotten steps and then I could see people cheering for you applaud. This is the $ (money) trouble.
March ︰ heroes do not ask birth Department, which my grandfather did not make other people's grandchildren.
April ︰ competitors are not afraid of a tiger in general, I'm afraid stupid like a pig partner.
May ︰ boyfriend, cool-looking, what's the use? His face could be credit card do?
June ︰ ︰ bull market situation ─ ─ wearing a suit and holding a dog go in; bear ─ ─ lying on the floor, was dragged out of the dog.
July ︰ critical moment, by not only the courage, as well as wisdom.
August ︰ most feared on the battlefield is not the enemy, but may betray your comrades in arms around them.
September ︰ ︰ Elvis cat language I do not care end of life, honor, I enjoy the process of Zhiqiu wonderful life.
October ︰ ︰ man sorts of stuff non-sins, lust is not wrong, must be at home at night too!
November ︰ opportunities like thieves, to letting them silently disappear when there is no go, when you have suffered heavy losses.
December ︰ a woman, can cause a war.
A word awakens " Ignorant " Person in January ︰, no matter is business which good gains, cannot receive the money to call to lose money. When ︰ the scenery is in February self-satisfied, the rotten dance step, will have artificial you to cheer cheers. This is $ (money) the unseemly behavior. In March ︰ the hero does not ask places, which grandfather hasn't been others' grandson. In April ︰ did not fear that like the tiger general competitor, only fears likely the pig equally stupid partner. In May ︰ the boyfriend is much longer, what has to use? His face may swipe the card? In June ︰ the stock market wind and cloud ︰ bull market ── is putting on the western-style clothing, pulls the dog to go in; The bear market ── lies prone in ground, is towed by the dog. In July ︰ critical moment, depending on, not only courage, but also has the wisdom. In August ︰ in the battlefield most fearful is not the enemy, but is the side possibly betrays you the ally. In September ︰ cat Wang Maoyu ︰ I does not care about the life end point the great honor, I only strive for to enjoy in the process the splendid life. In October ︰ the good man ︰ plays the cool non-crime, lascivious not wrong, evening sleeps must certainly at home cross! In November ︰ the opportunity looks like the thief, comes when the sound, does not go when you actually lose seriously. In December ︰ a woman, may create a war.