Zen Sarcasm

--The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.

--It's always darkest before dawn.  So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

--Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

--If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple

of car payments.

--Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

--If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.