He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!...... ;-)
A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead. "I'm afraid he died last week", she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss." I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week" The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"
"Coz," he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it..."
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Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
yyuuuuuukkkk! You don't know his wife! :P
Yes but that doesn't mean you have to show him the exclamation mark. its bad enough ur in love with his wife :P
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
_[]~SMoKE~[]_
Of course! I'm not working with him anymore... :P
Gica now ur just being rude to your boss lol :P
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
_[]~SMoKE~[]_
OK, you beat me...what about:
"!" ?
Can be as resignation letter?
Yo!
F.U
S!
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
_[]~SMoKE~[]_
SHortest....
FO
dEV,
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!...... ;-)
Beat this: BYE!
aren't u going to resign in the end so why care how long it is
Khalas!
That's the shortest.
Man,
Me go!
The shortest possible....
Dear Sir,
U suck!
..::WHY SO SERIOUS?::..
can't it just say bye or something
Dear Sir,
WTF?!!!
Regards
:p
"Think 100 times before you take a decision, But once that decision is taken, stand by it as one man" - Muhammad Ali Jinnah
Laters!!!!!
Sir, Goodbye.
Dear Bastard,
Regards,
This is shortest for now. :P
~noms~
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"Before God we are all equally wise ' and equally foolish" - Albert Einstein
Wacky I just wrote what I wanted to say to my previous boss ;)
" Pele good, Maradona better, George BEST"
Get Fired and suicide attempt.
JOKE.....
A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead. "I'm afraid he died last week", she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss." I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week" The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"
"Coz," he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it..."
:(
sandeep, this one is shorter...
Dear Sir, I QUIT!
lol
Dear Sir,
F*** you
Can be even shorter.
" Pele good, Maradona better, George BEST"