Working cannibals
A big mining company recently hired several cannibals. "You are all part of our team now", said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees". The cannibals promised they would not.
Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard, and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our Admin girls has disappeared.
Do any of you know what happened to her?"
The cannibals all shook their heads indicating "no".
After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the Admin chick?"
A hand rose hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued, "You fool!!! For four weeks we've been eating Managers and Supervisors and no one noticed anything, but noooooo, you had to go and eat someone important!!!"
hmmmm .... guess that is what they call dark comedy, it kinda gave me a chill :)))
"What makes you different can make all the difference in the World"
Everyone had to backtrack on that story. It was rubbish:
http://qatarjournal.com/article.pl?sid=07/07/07/1653215
http://qatarjournal.com/article.pl?sid=07/06/22/1020249
that was 'tongue in cheek' : )
Wonder which end they started nibbling on....
No it wasn't a rumor. Even The Peninsula confirmed it.
http://www.thepeninsulaqatar.com/Display_news.asp?section=Local_News&subsection=Qatar+News&month=June2007&file=Local_News2007062222749.xml
that was just a rumor corne
Yep they still exist. Mwahaha.
There was a case here a few months back about 4 Vietnamese workers eating a Nepali guy. Nice stuff eh ? ;)
nice jok
ops i mean cannibals lol are they around
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
whatya mean, do i still exist - i'm here chatting aren't I?
do still exist
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.