Words (I hope this one is not double post)

leilany2
By leilany2

Women's words...

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Fine go ahead = You better not
8. Do what u want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset you IDIOT!
10. You r very attentive tonight = Is s*x all u ever think about?

Men's words......

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have s*x now!
6. I am bored = Do u want to have s*x?
7. May i have this dance? = I'd like to have s*x with u
8. Can I call u sometime? = I'd like to have s*x with u

By anonymous• 24 Aug 2009 16:14
anonymous

hahahahahahahahahahaha

so trueeeeeeee

’Idolized Or Despized’ Either Way I Get Recognized.

By Sir Pepsi• 24 Aug 2009 15:15
Sir Pepsi

What b2d said ;)

"Everything is okay in the end, if it's not ok, then it's not the end."

"When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one that has opened for us."

By baldrick2dogs• 24 Aug 2009 15:13
baldrick2dogs

If you use the search box you'll find it has been posted .... many times before :o(

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