Women are Complex Creatures
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don't, you are not understanding
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
If you visit another woman, you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another man, "oh it's natural, we are girls"
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk
In short:
So Simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so strong
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If Ur Not Expecting Anything In Life,
Then Ur Living The Real LIFE!!!!!
TRUE,TRUE
9 WORDS WOMEN USE
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five
more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of
nothing.)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just
say you're welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several
times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man
asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
so soniya my point is that.... women r complex becoz of men !!!
i agree Joe...but any how if ur GF or Wife dsnt do ny nakhras..then no fun na...this is what i feel...
a person can be daring when he / she doesnt hav the fear of losing anything !!!
Obviously men will go to women in search of lub..kya tu bhi ;-)
ny ways they are complicated...they say something but they actually mean something and expect's u to "understand" everything even those "unspoken feeeling"...he he hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe he...
soniya.....u gyz r lucky coz u get luv so easily... which inturn makes u complex and allows u to do watever nakhras u want to do...
joe, oh really?? Accept the fact..ok..
soniya.... men come to you becoz u r complicated....
well u r rite soniya!!
Evenif we are complicated, MEN always comes to us in search of LOVE...
In my opinion, woman are simple (and beautiful) creatures with simple needs.
It is the man that complicate matters.
Coming from a male dominted society and having a huge ego of male superiority, i can only say that we (man) created more than half of these issues when dealing with the other half.
1000 percent true..
how is it
I haven't yet met a woman who is as complex as me
shyam4u...
are you mad at woman because of your divorce? (i just read on the other thread.)
guilty your honor!
:p
Definitely they are straight like Jilebi's.
Proud to be a Women : )
has ny one evr able to understand Women? NO!!!!!!!
they are straight forward like above image!
these are all a womens stealth techniques to keep men interested in them or in control of them !!! but now its becoming outdated.... so gurlz think something new !!
wish u luck...
Because of those doey eyes and bumpy bits :O)
Absolutely true,it wouldn't do to make a man's life too easy would it?!
if u think women r this much complex..
then y u marry them???
y u love them???
y u wanted to have a girlfriend....
y u keep on saying that u r alone, u need friends.....
i accept this truth and stay away from girls...
others agree with this and stays close to girls.....
what the point????
i too is quite guilty about this.. Men has to understand us.. ryt?? But ladies.. please dont abuse such complexity like using it as a reason.. At the end we must know what we really want and stick to it.
Being a superwoman is not someone who can do all things, but someone who can control herself, decide for herself and knows what she wants.
true true true true
I'm simply complicated!
That's WOMAN nature---- and all of the above are true.
Yes drmana,women are very complicated i agree!
All of those are very true indeed!
I am as complicated as complication can ever be :-)
korek!
I have seen this before,albiet for a few changes here and there but it's still interesting TFS!
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