Wishes...

alsboy
By alsboy

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord grant me one wish." Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me."

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

By starfaith25• 21 Jun 2009 12:43
starfaith25

no zhyie, he knew that even God does not understand women... it was a test. ;P

By zhyiellha• 21 Jun 2009 12:40
zhyiellha

hmmm, am thinking if the guy had some other reason why he wanted to understand woman like us... lol...

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By anonymous• 21 Jun 2009 12:26
anonymous

They shouldn't try to understand us. Our complications make us mysterious! And to be honest men are no less complicated.

By chichi• 21 Jun 2009 12:22
chichi

if you love us, then you will learn to understand us...

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mai lain pa!

By avishai• 21 Jun 2009 12:14
Rating: 4/5
avishai

guess it's easy building bridge than understanding,

funny though...

^_^ thanks

By sonaam• 21 Jun 2009 12:04
Rating: 2/5
sonaam

lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll hahahha good one ;)

सोनम दि नेपाली बाबु

By leelah• 21 Jun 2009 12:01
leelah

hahahaha

By rMs_000• 21 Jun 2009 12:00
rMs_000

Read this sometimes before. still funny !

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By ishqia• 21 Jun 2009 11:55
ishqia

i would say they only expect or r dissatisfied, or hurt hehehe

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i want to learn until i die, if u have some knowledge then share it with me.

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By mjamille28• 21 Jun 2009 11:55
mjamille28

lol hahahaha, like men are so simple-minded... :P

By starfaith25• 21 Jun 2009 11:48
starfaith25

LOL! c'mon, are we really that complicated??? :D

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