Wisdom from Larry the Cable Guy
The wisdom of Larry the Cable Guy......
1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on
the spot.
4. Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below
average.
6. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second
mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some
people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad
memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple
of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you're in
the wrong lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked
into jet engines.
19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person
wondering, "What the heck happened?"
22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we
would all fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why
some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more
like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your
butt tomorrow.
lol good ones, but i think he got #14 from a wipey at hooters
"Pain is weakness leaving the body." USMC
and Scarlett, I needed it so thanks!
:)
esp. no. 23.
thanks for d post.
:)
"Remember, when the world pushes you to your knees, you're in the perfect position to pray" (anonymous)
then you'll laugh yourself insane..be careful!!
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
--Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)
for me to laugh myself silly, was silly in the first place ;) x
got that in email today and about laughed myself silly!
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
--Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)
:-)
thats a really good one cheers :) xx