Wine or Water
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. .
and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 liter of water each day,at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli , (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..
However,
we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification process
of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of crap.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a selfless public service!
source ; Email forward
wine wine wine .....=)
snessy.. ok , i will try that shot :)
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In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
Happy..oh then its signs of getting younger...and in few yrs you will get it all right..:)
Someone where have you been gal? long time no see:)
wine definitely!
WK same here :(
STOP TALKING ABOUT DRINKS HERE.. I am trying to concentrate on work :P
**** Aal Izz Well****
Arien, I suggest trying vodka with red bull, you might change your mind :-)
*****If you haven't got anything nice to say, don't say anything at all*****
MJ - hmm..martini with couple of Olives dipped in.yum.. :)
DA . redbull for the morning bro, to get rid of the hangovers. Yuk I hate it thoug..
Happy - seeya there at the QDC temple. lol
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In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
how about Red Bull that gives you wings.
FS...thanks for your kind words...:)________________________________________
One life to live, live it to the fullest.
But Someone in my body its 80% my doc told me so
Bigbro its 60%. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_water
"Ali Baba and 40 thieves" are now "Ali Baba and 30 thieves" ; 10 were laid off.
FS...then I think I am just getting younger as I have never been good in directions ...they just didn't click with me... but now I am getting better as at least I remembr where is Ramada signal and Sheraton Roundabout in Doha...:)
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One life to live, live it to the fullest.
LOL SMN...i just used those percentage to clear some doubts...:)
agree with u its not the actual figures.
Thx for the right percentage.
Thanks Arien...got it...will give you a call...:)
Pajju... ya I know I parked it wrong but left sufficient space for other cars to pass by....lol...and thanks for your offer to help too...but dont wanna trouble you as I know the place just was missing a few turns, now am OK after I check with my office colleague.
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One life to live, live it to the fullest.
80% in human body someonedude
mj sure why not you will get marinda
Rizks I donno where you get these statistics from!!! 90% of human body is water!!!! And 95% of earth is water!!! Jesus! This is the heights of exageration. Just for the record its approx 60% in humans and 70% of earth!!!
"Ali Baba and 40 thieves" are now "Ali Baba and 30 thieves" ; 10 were laid off.
thank you thank you Paggu
Arien, only 2 choices? i would like a martini.. :P
happy...signs of ageing..lol and dont take Pajju along hee will misdirect you..lol
Bigbro welcome back .:)
what is QDC and where is it
happy dunt call him , i will come to ur place :P lol
lol happy and ur car parking was wrong :P nyway u wanna go QDC today , i will come and show u the place :P
Okies.. check ur PM for ma no.
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In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
Saala Pajju...u are keeping an eye on me ya....:) Do I need to buy an abaya now..:)
Arien...no not first time...but for me directions are always a first time even if after a gap of a couple of months...very very poor in that and I always forgot to carry my GPS when went there earlier to mark it. Anyways will make it there now. Hope to meet you there.
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One life to live, live it to the fullest.
bigbro. 275ml soft drink bottle containes 12 teaspoons of sugar. Keep your dianils ready :)
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In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
I prefer to drink Fanta.
Happy - I will be goin around 5ish too.
Direction? goin for first time?..
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In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
happy last nite wats special from taxi ?
Arien...I am planning to go there too somewhere between 5-6 PM today, just am cross checking the directions now.
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One life to live, live it to the fullest.
Comeon snessy I only drink little little :P
FS please do :)
**** Aal Izz Well****
WK, I hope they don't give you one either. You'd drink this country dry and there would be none left for the rest of us ;-)
*****If you haven't got anything nice to say, don't say anything at all*****
Arien :( every Pajju as a day :P
WK ..shall I open a thread ...asking for donations? only in Bottles..lol no cash accepted!!
Nothing for you Pajju , Sorry , Have signed a pact with your Umma. :)
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In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
Rizks thanx .. Arien .. one red wine for me blzz :)
I don't have liquor license :(
**** Aal Izz Well****
Rizkz, Once a friend said, I drink ONLY when Mr Unni comes. We asked,how often does he come??
Who? Mr Unni?.. he comes daily. :))
You drunk.. shut up and get ready for the evening. :)
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In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
Sorry Pajju, you are not so beautiful or sexy tat i shall Look at you OR neither a GAY....:(
By the way, nice avataar !!
Rizks look at me .. and tell :P
Arien Uncle, m not alcoholic...
its just when i meet u guyz u guyz make me one...lol
saale beevade log :)
Happy .. Yes I am goin today .
Rizkz . Good try , but every one knows you are an alcoholic :)
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In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
Wine oh no .. HARAAM :P
Oh snap!
Note to self- consume less liquid poop if possible :s
Vulgarity is the conduct of other people, just as falsehoods are the truths of other people.
Aaahhh! So you've all come to know what I've always known, now please pass me another glass of chianti, hic!
*****If you haven't got anything nice to say, don't say anything at all*****
still i will stick to Water...
coz water is the only thing which can quench ur thirst no matter if it forms (E. coli) - bacteria which is found in feces or fetus...
If a person is lost in a desert, he will obviously not look for WIne....lol
90%of human body is with water, even the earth is 95%covered with water and not WINE....:)
Last but not the least, for the greenery u see around it due to Urea and proper watering and not Wine'ing...:)
Hence Mr. Arien Uncle, i shall flag u as offensive and throw ur oily body in my iggy bin.
Arien...good timing for posting...:) BTW sure you going to QDC this afternoon..
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One life to live, live it to the fullest.
FS. am goin to QDC n the afternoon, I will pick one :)
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In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
Waited for the D-day to post it Happy. :)
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In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
happy...lol
Arien you are doing a great service buddy..lol
Can I have a glass of sparkling wine plz..:)
Arien...thanks man...you are such a help...:)
I will not run the risk of cross checking the facts...it just gives me another good reason to drown myself tonight without feeling guilty...:)
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One life to live, live it to the fullest.
rather drink water :) then go to hell hehehhehe
lol Nomad.. 1030 to 1900 hours.
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In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
...what time does QDC opens at? :-)