WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress: $10000. Tux rental: $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do shopping for tomorow for 25 relatives today in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
Thejam...just like loving your hand and you get white sauce..LOL
Men are better cooks then women too.
It takes a man a few minutes to make a white sauce while it take a women over twenty days to make a red sauce
nice generalization on women... :/
Women get moody when having monthly period >.<
We take a bath fast, women take a bath for an hour. Women normally late on dates/plans. Women are slow drivers (honk-honk! move b*****!) :D
BECAUSE WE'RE MEN!
Stiff upper lip and all tht ..
"You can play with toys all your life" what toys?
bacon underwear after....
I know God has a good plan for me and my family...
i know a guy he shot himself just because he saw his girl with another man
is that a good reason for suicide
but studies give percenteges we should know the reasons
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
men really have som advantages over women specially in those things which mentioned above ,lolz. but that doesnt mean men never feel depression and pain.men r human beings just like women and they have emotions too.infact som men r more sensitive over som issues that they get easily depressed,u will find plenty of men who r in depression and u will also find in QL who just joined it to get a relief from their depression
at least we do not need much time to dress up
we guys r really lucky.we really can do som things which women cant.thank god i am GUY.
stone the under weae come with hole
..of course, it has been sticking out there since you were born.
of corse not but it will not be for the above causes
I dont think so that there are men out there that never felt deppression..not in a history of mankind..
And if you tell me that you never depressed thats a BIG LIE.
you can add couple of $$ on But it will still coming from China
$8.95 for a three pack of underwear. Thats made in china. In 2 weeks you can see holes.