Who is Rajanikanth....???
You want to know who is Rajanikanth.....????
Here are the facts........
Rajanikanth makes onions cry
Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
Rajanikanth can build a snowman..... Out of rain.
Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Rajanikanth can drown a fish.
When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,.........He turns the dark off.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.
Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.
If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajanikanth?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
If Rajni and Chuck Norris fights, in the split second Chuck Norris punch reaches Rajnikanth, Rajni can sleep, wake up, brush, shave, bathe, read newspaper, have breakfast, morning jog and still have time to duck the punch...
and what happens when Rajani PUNCHES????
Nat passible dah... whutt arre you saying?
Rajnikanth doesn't fight Naarris!!!!
Whoosh... whoosh... whoosh...!!!
Just off the record: Chuck Norris is a Rajni wanabe!
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hahaha.... lol lots of description of rajanikant.. now i gotta know who is he!!!!!!!!
lol Pajju....
Few more minutes.... and i will fly like a bird..........
What ?
Bella in Goat Shead ? :(
No, Never .... Bella hates long hairs....lol
jobless guys .. yalla do ur work :)
thats not me. thats your bella ..with Pajju. lollllllllllllllllll
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सोनम दि नेपाली बाबु
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Source:
- A study Conducted by FriedUnicorn - Vol I (September,1999)
Sonam....
i can see Pajju as well as yourself peeping from the side for a SNAP....:)
pajju...where you were hiding this pic of ur's ??amazing man...never saw this part of your picture:P ...sonam pajju don't like paparazzi following him everytime so next time becareful else he will kick ur a** :P else he will break ur camera
By verisimilitude at 2009-08-05
He was a bus conductor while he was in 20's and he is now one of the rich(est) person in India.
Luck or hardwork and dedication ..whatever it is,we need to learn from him.
lol Sonam
Ofcourse Pajju looks like Salman khan (Tere Nam Style)
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सोनम दि नेपाली बाबु
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Rizks no i am calling ur Name :)
Pajju,
i think you are saying something bad about Rajnikant, and the Mods are deleting ur comments.....:)
Confusion !
Now who killed Newton ?
Pajju or Rajnikant... :(
rebel rizks lol .. my message gettin deleted by MOD :) i dunno why ?
Pajju...u killed newton...bcoz of u he committed suicide...damn pajju..u can make people commit suicide without saying anything :P
Why Newton Committed Suicide…..Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid.Here are a few scenes
1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can’t be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!
2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang… the gangster dies…
This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn’t changed. Oops, not so fast!The ‘climax’ finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can’t jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it’s the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?) Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.Newton commits suicide…'
rebel....
Pajju's shadow resembles somewhat like Hyna and not Salman khan....:)
yes pajju if you stand under the sun you shadow does look like Sallu(salma khan) hehe
LOOOLzzz FU
Bald Rick...
He is a Baldy like US....:)
...the one who gave this theory
Source:
- A study Conducted by FriedUnicorn - Vol I (September,1999)
I have no idea who he is, but this is funny!
Pajju looks like Salman Khan ?? :(
Can someobody please ask Rajnikant to kill me with his new stunts or a Bullet shot.
Andrews exactly :)
Pajju..you mean those who are Blind???
lol rebel :) u guys all jealous , the real people will say that Pajju look like sallu ( Salman Khan ) :P
He looks like Wayne Newton kind of... Also something reminiscent of the Chuck Norrisisms. LOL
Motherhood...The hardest job you'll ever love! : )
bajju in unhygenic Lungi and Yellow spider web banyaan with a bebsi and bobcorn in his hand....bajju is the real rajnikanth:P
looolz FU, tatz really FunnY !!!!
Man i love his smile, and ya the way he lit his ciggies.
lol Rizks u bloody jealous :)
now that makes Rajanikanth far more superior to superman and spiderman.
Aana free, jaana free,
Pakde gaye tho khana free.
his story from rags to riches..
i like the way he lit his ciggarates!!!
Hillarious post...
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You want to know who is Rajanikanth....here are the facts
Rajanikanth makes onions cry
Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
Rajanikanth can build a snowman..... out of rain.
Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Rajanikanth can drown a fish.
When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,......... .... he turns the dark off.
When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.
The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things.
Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Rajanikanth' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajanikanth?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Rajanikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life… unless it gets in his way.
It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.
Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.
When you say "no one's perfect", Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult
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eVeRyTHinG dEsIRAblE, Is eITHEr eXPEnSIVe, bAnnED, ilLOgiCal oR SeEING(maRRiED to) sOMEonE ElsE...... ;-)
ya Pajju...
How can i forget tat last visit at ur place, when u were in ur unhygenic Lungi and Yellow spider web banyaan.
Ur sight has disturbed my Bella so much tat she is having nightmares....:(
Delhi Boy not mallus FYI, the southies...
LoL FU, i saw once saw a clip he was running faster then the Bullet shot and i rewinded it and saw it in Slow motion....:)
lol FS rMs enneyum konde poku elle ? :) Rizks u remeber ur last visit to my house wat bella said to me ? :P
Delhi boy..get your facts right..He is not Mallu's God..
EMN..for this thread Kumaran will kick the crap out of you soon....LOL
..with a knife...LOL I could have died laughing...
Source:
- A study Conducted by FriedUnicorn - Vol I (September,1999)
By the way Rajni's WIG is Awesome !! :)
No one can recognize if its his real HAIRS or WIG.
Wonder were can i find one ?
agree with rMs,
FS if Pajju looks like Rajini, my bella would have left me Long long back .....:(
now dont insult rajanikanth .. lol..
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tEaCh Me RuLeS, i'Ll TeAcH hOw To BrEaK iT ..
rMs..!!
Where did you get Pajjus pic from? lol
hahahahahahaha EMN !!!
Good one !!
who developed Rajnikanth Method : Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.LOL
Source:
- A study Conducted by FriedUnicorn - Vol I (September,1999)