what a line..........

A wife arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified
to find her husband in bed with a young lovely thing. Just as she was
about to storm out of the house her husband stopped her with these words.

"Before you leave, I want you to hear how all this came
about. Driving along the highway, I saw this young girl looking
tired and bedraggled, so I offered her a lift. She was hungry, so I
brought her home and made a meal from the roast you had forgotten in the
refrigerator. She had only some worn sandals, so I gave her a pair of good
shoes you discarded because they were out of style.

She was cold, so I gave her the sweater I bought you for
your birthday, the one you never wore because the colors didn't suit you.
Her slacks were worn out, so I gave her a pair of yours that were
perfectly good, but too small for you now. Then as she was about to leave the
house, she paused and asked; "Is there anything else that your wife doesn't use
anymore?"...So here we are.