Weekend Joke
Women Friends chatting in office
Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?
Woman 2: it was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?
Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!
At the same time, their husbands are talking at work
Husband 1: How was your evening?
Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?
Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour; and when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house! After all, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!
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...there is always two sides of a coin... two interpretation.... as they say, in one given situation, only two things may happen.... great smile!!!!!....
...Now that explains everything.
Have you noticed that if you continue to use a teabag the tea gets weaker and weaker? Eventually the bag gets soggy and it spills its contents everywhere.
I prefer do be coffee, fresh ground every time.
...Sure you get a grinding but you come out strong
and you wake everyone up.
Love to you all. Stay Safe!!!
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niceeeeee!!!!
:-) have a cheerful weekend everyone!
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hahahahahha the other face of caring someone. TFS Khan. :)