Weekend Joke
A husband suspects his wife is having an affair. He needs to go on a business trip for several days, so he decides to set a trap for her.
He puts a bowl of milk under the bed. From the bed springs, he suspends a spoon. He has it calibrated so that her weight on the bed will not drop the spoon into the milk. But, if there's any more weight than that, the spoon will drop into the milk and he will detect it upon his return home.
He comes home several days later. The first thing he does is reach under the bed and retrieve the bowl.
The bowl is full of butter.
was that butter came from, if it was full of cheese then i wouldnt have asked.. :)
LOL khan!
that was not funny...... :D
Alkhater, You did not find the first one funny?
More creepiness.... *shudder*
funnyy!!!!
i cant even imaging the truma and pain of the guy with his cock fixed and forced him to cut his cock
ohhhh i m gonna have a nightmare
That was funny!!! :-D
Alkhater the first one was not funny for u check this one:
A construction worker comes home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. So he grabs the guy and drags him naked down the stairs to the garage. He grabs the guy's cock, puts it in a vise, screws it down real tight
and removes the handle of the vise. Then he rummages around in a drawer
until he finds a hacksaw, which he picks up and displays to the terrified
man.
The man, wide-eyed, screams, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut off my dick, are you?"
The husband hands him the hacksaw and says: "Nope. You are. I'm setting the garage on fire."
hahahahahaa
You didn't get the moral of the joke - if you want butter, put a bowl of milk under that guys bed ;-))
Not that funny. Put a new one up, because this was not good enough.