We Need a New Prophet and Religion
I'm tired of all the religion bashing going on as i'm sure most of you already are too. So lets start a new religion and we shall call it "WUAN" pronounced "ONE"
Wuanianity will consist of a beautiful lady prophet who we shall call "pwetywuan" pronounced "prettyone"
Pwetywuan (peace be upon her) will be born of a virgin mother, but in a beautiful mansion in beverly hills. She will not restrict anyone from eatting any sort of animal, or drinking any sorta alchohol or smoke any sorta drugs. She will not preform supernatural miracles to make you believe in her, however she will show you how to mix the right amount of ingredients to make amazing biscuits and cake.
Wuanianity will have ONE holy book which we will call "Phraybauy" pronounced "PlayBoy"
Pwetywuan (peace be upon her) will have just 1 disciple and he will be called St. Smokeapuss.
Feel free to add more to this new and upcoming religion :)
From where in this world you landed up with that Unicorn and tht Video...
It was Good.... But hey this religion already exists....
You have re-discovered it...
All other existing religions call it Evil - Devil etc and suppress the followers calling them Devils or Sons of Devils...
Time to Rise up again.... lol.....
This religion is so so true.. tht it is the basic nature of every human...
You don't have to fight against the bodily needs and desires... Jus follow them.... It is in everyone of us... already.. jus realize tht it is present...
And experience the eternal Love of THE pwetywuan....
Long Live the LADY......
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Reality is a Illusion Caused Due to Deficiency of Alcohol
Ring, ring you have a bad connection. Very good xxxx
I will hoist that up the flag pole and see who salutes it!!
the Unicorn's name YumYum!:)and here you may see YumYum in action
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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this a while back but decided against it, knowing the reactionary type people on this site....... good for you to have the guts I didn't..
the Unicorns name?????
I will hoist that up the flag pole and see who salutes it!!
Hmmm i forgot to mention that our prophet rides on a pink unicorn...and yes unicorns exists!
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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'special book' just for us ladys......(thinks)what about, 'hhunkingmalewithfirmbutt' ;-0
I will hoist that up the flag pole and see who salutes it!!
Well we cant just sign u up, you believers must first make generous dollars/Euro donation towards the St. Smokeapuss Poverty Prevention Fund. Where we will use your hard earned money to first get ourselves out of poverty and secure the future for our children's children. Then we will buy clothes for the people that are starving in Africa.
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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Smokey... you will go to hell for sure... lol not after death...after marriage! LOL
Well done smoke for speaking your mind!!! Sign me up!!
Where do we go to practise WUAN and read playboy/girl?
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Whatever you vividly imagine, Ardently desire, Sincerely believe and Enthusiastically act upon, Must inevitably come to pass.
Lol!!!
"Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship"
"dgoodrebel is not plastic"
Oh mighty praises be to Pwetywuan!! Its pwety amazing!!
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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According to the Gospel of St. Smokeapuss (Ver.1 to 3)
WE do not threathen non-believers, we have "people" to take care of them *cough* *cough* hitmen *cough* *cough*
As it is said in the book...You non-believers will not know where or when you will be struck by the wrath of the Holy Tows. So ye shall ask yourselves everyday "Are ye feeling lucky today punk?" as ye steps out of your homes and into the world.
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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Hey!Pwetywuan made our religion in 1178. She made cookies, one of them hit the moon and made sparks fly from moon! Even NASA supports the story!
http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2001/ast26apr_1.htm
How do we threaten non-believers?
How about teh incentive schemes and brownie points for believers?
Heaven n Hell?
Snowyowl the author of "Phraybauy" is to be reffered to as "The One Who Smirks" in short "TOWS" or more respectfully "Holy Tows"
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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hot subject!
too hot, smoke!
don't burn yourself...
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how does the author of "Phraybauy" be referred to?? Hugie must have some title of reverence :)
smile lots laugh more
man you made me laugh, thnks
Winn as every good practice of Prophets "mixing of ingredients" can be used to describe a great many things...not just biscuits and cakes, we'll wait for a few hundred centuries to pass by before it can be scientifically explained.
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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"mix the right amount of ingredients to make amazing biscuits and cake. "- Arent you forgetting something? Cocktails, for instance...? :-p
beat you to this by at least 3 decades!Have you visited his ashram in Pune?If not try it out.