We Need a New Prophet and Religion

smoke
By smoke

I'm tired of all the religion bashing going on as i'm sure most of you already are too. So lets start a new religion and we shall call it "WUAN" pronounced "ONE"

Wuanianity will consist of a beautiful lady prophet who we shall call "pwetywuan" pronounced "prettyone"

Pwetywuan (peace be upon her) will be born of a virgin mother, but in a beautiful mansion in beverly hills. She will not restrict anyone from eatting any sort of animal, or drinking any sorta alchohol or smoke any sorta drugs. She will not preform supernatural miracles to make you believe in her, however she will show you how to mix the right amount of ingredients to make amazing biscuits and cake.

Wuanianity will have ONE holy book which we will call "Phraybauy" pronounced "PlayBoy"

Pwetywuan (peace be upon her) will have just 1 disciple and he will be called St. Smokeapuss.

Feel free to add more to this new and upcoming religion :)

By ashwindoke• 18 May 2009 22:23
ashwindoke

From where in this world you landed up with that Unicorn and tht Video...

It was Good.... But hey this religion already exists....

You have re-discovered it...

All other existing religions call it Evil - Devil etc and suppress the followers calling them Devils or Sons of Devils...

Time to Rise up again.... lol.....

This religion is so so true.. tht it is the basic nature of every human...

You don't have to fight against the bodily needs and desires... Jus follow them.... It is in everyone of us... already.. jus realize tht it is present...

And experience the eternal Love of THE pwetywuan....

Long Live the LADY......

___________________________________________

Reality is a Illusion Caused Due to Deficiency of Alcohol

By anonymous• 18 May 2009 21:43
anonymous

Ring, ring you have a bad connection. Very good xxxx

I will hoist that up the flag pole and see who salutes it!!

By smoke• 18 May 2009 21:34
smoke

the Unicorn's name YumYum!:)and here you may see YumYum in action

Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)

_[]~SMoKE~[]_

 

By anonymous• 18 May 2009 21:34
anonymous

this a while back but decided against it, knowing the reactionary type people on this site....... good for you to have the guts I didn't..

By anonymous• 18 May 2009 21:24
anonymous

the Unicorns name?????

I will hoist that up the flag pole and see who salutes it!!

By smoke• 18 May 2009 21:18
smoke

Hmmm i forgot to mention that our prophet rides on a pink unicorn...and yes unicorns exists!

Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)

_[]~SMoKE~[]_

 

By anonymous• 18 May 2009 12:22
anonymous

'special book' just for us ladys......(thinks)what about, 'hhunkingmalewithfirmbutt' ;-0

I will hoist that up the flag pole and see who salutes it!!

By smoke• 18 May 2009 11:37
smoke

Well we cant just sign u up, you believers must first make generous dollars/Euro donation towards the St. Smokeapuss Poverty Prevention Fund. Where we will use your hard earned money to first get ourselves out of poverty and secure the future for our children's children. Then we will buy clothes for the people that are starving in Africa.

Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)

_[]~SMoKE~[]_

 

By Formatted Soul• 18 May 2009 11:32
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Formatted Soul

Smokey... you will go to hell for sure... lol not after death...after marriage! LOL

By lilBoPeep• 18 May 2009 11:29
lilBoPeep

Well done smoke for speaking your mind!!! Sign me up!!

Where do we go to practise WUAN and read playboy/girl?

;-)

Whatever you vividly imagine, Ardently desire, Sincerely believe and Enthusiastically act upon, Must inevitably come to pass.

By anonymous• 18 May 2009 11:26
anonymous

Lol!!!

"Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship"

"dgoodrebel is not plastic"

By smoke• 18 May 2009 11:23
smoke

Oh mighty praises be to Pwetywuan!! Its pwety amazing!!

Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)

_[]~SMoKE~[]_

 

By smoke• 18 May 2009 11:18
smoke

According to the Gospel of St. Smokeapuss (Ver.1 to 3)

WE do not threathen non-believers, we have "people" to take care of them *cough* *cough* hitmen *cough* *cough*

As it is said in the book...You non-believers will not know where or when you will be struck by the wrath of the Holy Tows. So ye shall ask yourselves everyday "Are ye feeling lucky today punk?" as ye steps out of your homes and into the world.

Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)

_[]~SMoKE~[]_

 

By Winn• 18 May 2009 11:18
Winn

Hey!Pwetywuan made our religion in 1178. She made cookies, one of them hit the moon and made sparks fly from moon! Even NASA supports the story!

http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2001/ast26apr_1.htm

By Winn• 18 May 2009 10:58
Winn

How do we threaten non-believers?

How about teh incentive schemes and brownie points for believers?

Heaven n Hell?

By smoke• 18 May 2009 10:19
smoke

Snowyowl the author of "Phraybauy" is to be reffered to as "The One Who Smirks" in short "TOWS" or more respectfully "Holy Tows"

Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)

_[]~SMoKE~[]_

 

By Dracula• 18 May 2009 10:15
Dracula

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hot subject!

too hot, smoke!

don't burn yourself...

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By snowyowl• 18 May 2009 10:13
snowyowl

how does the author of "Phraybauy" be referred to?? Hugie must have some title of reverence :)

smile lots laugh more

By anonymous• 18 May 2009 10:09
anonymous

man you made me laugh, thnks

By smoke• 18 May 2009 10:06
smoke

Winn as every good practice of Prophets "mixing of ingredients" can be used to describe a great many things...not just biscuits and cakes, we'll wait for a few hundred centuries to pass by before it can be scientifically explained.

Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)

_[]~SMoKE~[]_

 

By Winn• 18 May 2009 09:46
Winn

"mix the right amount of ingredients to make amazing biscuits and cake. "- Arent you forgetting something? Cocktails, for instance...? :-p

By Ambat• 18 May 2009 09:41
Ambat

beat you to this by at least 3 decades!Have you visited his ashram in Pune?If not try it out.

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