Ways to tackle stress!LOL!
Jam 39 tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out.
Use your mastercard to pay your visa.
Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
When someone says "Have a nice day" tell them you have other plans.
Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.
Forget the diet and send yourself a candygram.
Make a list of things that you've already done.
Dance naked in front of your pets.
Put your toddlers clothes on backwards and send them off to preschool as if nothing was wrong.
Retaliate for tax woes by filling out your tax return with roman numerals.
Tattoo "out to lunch" on your forehead.
Tape pictures fo your boss on watermelons and lobb them from high places.
Leaf through National Geographic and draw underwear on the natives.
Go shopping, buy everything, sweat in it, return it the next day.
Buy a subscription to sleezoid weekly and set it to your bosses wife/hubby.
Pay your electricity bill in pennies.
Drive to work in reverse.
Relay by mentally reflecting on your favourite episode of The Flintstones during that important finance meeting.
Refresh yourself. Put your tongue on a cold steel guardrail.
Tell you boss to blow it out of his mule and let him figure it out.
Polish your car with earwax.
Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
Start a nasty rumour and see if you recognise it when it comes back to you.
Bill your doctor/dentist/whoever for time spent in his waiting room.
Braid the hairs in each nostril.
Write a short story; using alphabet soup.
Lie on your back eating celery.... using your naval as a salt dipper.
Stare at people through the lines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.
Make up a language and ask people for directions.
Loved de one where v hav 2 tape the boss's face on a watermelon and drop it from a height... thts goin 2 hurt real bad... hehehehe...!!!
ill do this one
Bill your doctor/dentist/whoever for time spent in his waiting room.
i hope he wont kik me out :D
no saggi it did not!! it brought on loads of laugh!!!
but tell me......didn't this at least bring on a smile? ;-)
lol saggi, i'll leave the gross things to them then.... :P
well,people are known to do things far worse than that when they're stressed out.....so i think this is relatively fine :-P LOL
eewww on the first one saggi.... marshmallows up the nose? yuck...!
dunno about the others....but guess they don't have as much common sense as i do ;-) LOL
so is it only you who get such emails?? nobody else?
'spread-the-laugh' is the name of my latest mission ;-)
Put your toddlers clothes on backwards and send them off to preschool as if nothing was wrong. That is so mean LOL. Are you bored very bored or on a mission to make all on QL laugh at some point.