Warning to all parents..

The Simpsons is one of my all-time favorite TV shows..
Here's some random Simpson quotes.. ;o)

Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie detector blows up)
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Ralph: Me fail English? That’s unpossible
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Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get.
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Nelson: Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark.
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Homer: I hope I didn’t brain my damage.
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Sideshow Bob: Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!
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Homer: Old people don’t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
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Homer: Here’s to alcohol, the cause of — and solution to — all life’s problems.
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Homer: Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?
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Homer: I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman.
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Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
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Homer: What's a wedding? Webster's dictionary describes it as the act of removing weeds from one's garden.

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Now if you're kids watch Simpsons, think twice. Haha! ;o)