Wake up with the smile on ur face ..GM

Girl: What r U Doing?
Boy: I Was Doing A Job With Times Of India But Now I Left.
Girl:Y.?
Boy: Who will wake up early morning and deliver the newspaper
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Boy: Baby are you jealous?
GF : No.
Boy: Baby are you jealous?
GF : No.
Boy: Baby are you jealous?

GF : I already told you, No!
Boy: Baby can I get a kiss?
GF : GO GET A KISS FROM THAT UGLY GIRL THAT LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK! :p
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Why Did American
Commandos Killed Laden,
Instead Of Catching
Him Alive?.
.
.
Because America Doesn't
Have Fund To Provide
Comforts To Laden
As India Has For Kasab..
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Defference between East & West

Western W0rld: U can kiss in public but n0 piss in public...
Eastern W0rld: U can piss in public but n0 kiss in public.
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