VERY VERY INTRESTING DONT MESS!

Sameera sultan
By Sameera sultan

Stress Reliever # 1

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

Stress Reliever # 2

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.

Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

Stress Reliever # 3

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

Stress Reliever # 4

A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"

"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"

Stress Reliever # 5

Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."

Son: "My friend just borrow! ed it. He wants to scare his parents."

Stress Reliever #6

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.

The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

Stress Reliever # 7

A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sexy body?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humour.

By vmakunhi• 16 Aug 2009 00:56
Rating: 4/5
vmakunhi

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By vmakunhi• 16 Aug 2009 00:01
vmakunhi

Wow,where I am? in mandoose, sweet, sour and spicy jokes and keep it up even if I discoverd you in unexpected area.,fantabulous.

By ahmody012• 15 Aug 2009 23:36
ahmody012

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I prefer ur jokes,but plz dont try that q.

NOT 2 B ANGRY,

JUST KIDDING.

By elioswd• 15 Aug 2009 19:25
elioswd

Good Jockes..... :)

By satyenshaw• 15 Aug 2009 15:31
satyenshaw

Hi, Sameera,

Where is Question?

By dohaonline closed 1655717516• 15 Aug 2009 15:17
dohaonline closed 1655717516

....hahahahahaaa

nice jokes

By algadomain• 15 Aug 2009 14:57
algadomain

NICE ONE SAMEERA. REALLY NEED A GOOD LAUGH SOMETIMES!

By anonymous• 15 Aug 2009 14:44
anonymous

nice jokes keep it up. people say dont mind

By anonymous• 15 Aug 2009 14:39
anonymous

nice ones

By azee• 15 Aug 2009 14:38
azee

funny :)), however wrong section .

By baldrick2dogs• 15 Aug 2009 13:22
baldrick2dogs

errr, these 'jokes' of yours should be in the 'jokes' section, not in 'questions'!!!!

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