VERY VERY INTRESTING DONT MESS!
Stress Reliever # 1
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
Stress Reliever # 2
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
Stress Reliever # 3
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
Stress Reliever # 4
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
Stress Reliever # 5
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrow! ed it. He wants to scare his parents."
Stress Reliever #6
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
Stress Reliever # 7
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humour.
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I prefer ur jokes,but plz dont try that q.
NOT 2 B ANGRY,
JUST KIDDING.
Good Jockes..... :)
Hi, Sameera,
Where is Question?
....hahahahahaaa
nice jokes
NICE ONE SAMEERA. REALLY NEED A GOOD LAUGH SOMETIMES!
nice jokes keep it up. people say dont mind
nice ones
funny :)), however wrong section .
errr, these 'jokes' of yours should be in the 'jokes' section, not in 'questions'!!!!