unmarried girl joke............
young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant.
Scared??..She confides this ' news' to her mother.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did This to you?
I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature And distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably
dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the Girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has
informed me of the Problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family Situation, but I'll take responsibility.
If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each.
However, If there is a miscarriage or unsuccessful delivery , what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,
" You Can Try Again !!
i wish him luck to try again :)
boring!
if that person can read this then i think he should try again and again.... good luck brooooooooooooooo..
aiyyah,how can u live widout newspapers?? lol..I end up fighting with my hubby whenever i m on vacation coz of my this habit to catch newspaper(atleast headlines) everyday..
Soniya zi i visit india every year to spend my holidays and visiting places, not for reading newspapers....lol
rizk bro, thats y i always tell u to visit INDIA sometimes in a yr?? lol..u know much about DOHA but not about ur own country..SHAME ON U BRO-lol
wk, i really can't recall my memory where i read the same joke..Since i love to surf net a lot, i don't mind catching all the headlines of some leading newspapers.
But wait, let me recall my memory for this joke..
ohh ok !!
Rizks it is the most informative newspaper in India. Very popular in Haryana, Punjab and Chandigarh.
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Punjab Kesri ?
i know only Kesri Laddu ? :(
nice joke........
Soniya you read Punjab Kesri?
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So wat Soniya ? :)
hey, i read the same joke few days back..can't recall exactly where..i think in the newspaper section..
tatz too long to read .....:(
anywayz LOL for watever it is.....:)
cherishedlips never mind us, it was a good joke :)
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Good one!
Nice one
OhKAY....Now lemme do LOL.
Lolzzzzzzzzzzzz.... Nice Joke, Thanks for sharing :D
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well lemme clear one thing this is for all it is nt for only unmarried or only married but for ALL got it............
My Bad..... I cant laugh, em married :(
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Good now I can laugh, lol :P
Good one :)
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unmarried girls n boys
FH Aunty what are you doing here, it's only for unmarried people :))
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Yawwn..!!!
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Change the heading of this thread..its misleading..
Can only unmarried girls laugh at this or unmarried guys can laugh too :P
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