The UK's 10 Cheesiest Chat Up Lines

Cabbage hold on. There are plenty of Dates on that Palm trees around the office building..:) Care to share some?

Yes you are a bargain..Only if your were few inches taller I would've got a fortune for you..:)

Or not a date-in sight lol

I think I drinking amber nector already!

MODS: This is now becoming a dating site :o(

rofl

Of to 'the shop' later to get something for the weekend.

TKB.. no problem you softie.. have a nice one! what ever it may be..:)

Cabbage that glass will change its colour to amber and become sparkling in just over 2 hours..

Yipee weekend is almost here!

TKB.. Please let me make the clear difference here.. You are left to pick up the pieces..Where I am talking about paying the bill for many Qlers who have left without paying their share on a QL gathering...:)

Now I know why they liked me so much then. Now a days I dont even get invited to any QL (facebook) outings..:(

It is early :-) Looks at my glass of water and wishes it was a different drink lol

MBK, how close did DaRuDe come to you ? :)

TKB have been left too many times to pick up the costs...:)

Only one who comes any closer to me is DaRuDe..:)

You forget me slumped in a far away corner (hic)

Really? Oh fantastic (claps hands) grabs drink and exits pretty sharpish lol

Yippey...lemme get back home and start ironing my lenin Khakee Lungi and Yellow Lenin T-shirt and polish my kolapuri chappals and get ready for the meet-up....:)

TKB..Yes that bottle of Vodka in now been injected by Drac in to the melon..:)

Guess Cabbage gets the G&T..:)

He did indeed - get him!!!!!!! OK then; you have that one and I will make myself a cocktail :-)

Tinku, it would be 2 plates of Paani poori's (SPICY), one Karak chai, 1 plate of Pakoodas (Again Spicy....coz eating spicy foods one gets horny....lol) and last One Aquafina chilled cold water.....:)

Give me that Gin and Tonic - you are the voddy girl remember :-))))

Refering to the No.10 line above n the Post. Just to modifiy a little bit to address Drac.

10. "Do you have a suicide map? Because I dying in your eyes"

can you come with me now Tinku ? :(

HGL.. Spot on, Yes a heart should be young, for every thing else there is Viagra..:)

"MBK u lil imp....:-)"

Did you mis-spell that ? Perhaps you meant ..

"LMAO - MBK u li limp....:-)"

TKB.. You dont need to buy me a drink. Melons are more than enough.

Drac can explain how he injects Vodka into Melons they taste so nice, just like tutty fruity..:)

MBK...come on man....young or old is only in the mind, just let it stay there... dil jawaan hona chahiye (eng.: heart should be young)..:) and true that, date ke liye saala kuch bhi karega (already translated by MBK)

The UK's 1st Cheesiest Chat Up Line:

"MBK...now you get One Black Eye....Grrrrrrrrr"

:)

TKB..No problem its not the Eye thats needs the attention on a date. One eye is more that enough!

TKB..exactly thats why one drink for you is more than enough to get you drunk and at the same time saving some change for other things..:)

HGL.. When one is young then Saala Date key liya kuch be karey ga. Translate will do any thing for a date.

But when you get older you have to think what the date will do for you..:)

In that case , count me and Rizks IN :O)

Thinking of cost for a date...hmmmm... feels like I got robbed all this while, never played with the figures (monetary only) for/ on a date...:)

Quick .. PM Me the sordid details ...:O)

TKB.. Knowing from experience.. I think one is more than enough for you..:)

To take Tinker on date will cost me G&T cost around QR50 per drink. Hoping one will be enough.

To take Strawberry_shisha out it will me cost a box of Milky Bars costing around QR25 plus a tub of Baskin Robbins costiing around QR25.

So both these ladies will cost me more or less the same..Difficult decision which one to pick..:(

milkybarkid,it doesn't matter..as long as i can take it for free..hehe ;)

Strawberry Shisha, So you like all things white, White Chocolate and white Ice Cream..:)

milky bar, how about a box milky bar chocolate will do or a bucket of baskin robbins.. ;)

Ok Tinker you want me to buy you a G&T or would you like the cash instead?

Is your name Gillette? You are the best a man can get :P

where else u want me to take you, to Moon ? LOL

Tinku ok fine, will get u paani poori's too ! :(

ROFL - I nearly fell off my chair..

You think Rizks is going to pay for the Karak Chai and Pakodas ? :O)

TBK ok lets gets this straight do you want to go on date with me or Rizks. This is no cheesy line, a straight answer please! :)

No can easily be changed to On if one knows the trick..:)

Tinkerbell you should change your QL ID to Minnie Mouse as you trully love cheesy lines and admit it..:)

Ahem Ahem, wots going on ova here ?

MBK can i join too ? :)

I will repeat Brits line above, Are you free tonight or will it cost me?..:)

If a man doesnt need a chat up line to hook a girl then he has no confidence in himself and if a woman doesnt fall for it she is an idiot.....

G&T ready for you when you are ready you lil fairy creature..:)

TKB I was refering to the Pallu as in Veil when I was refering to the P and V words.. See you women dont like men speaking nice and clean to you..:)

Britexpat..ssshhhh

TKB.. Yes please be specific but leave the words P.... and V..... out of it..:)

Is that with or without the Rohypnol ?

Ok if pixie dust doesnt work then I am sure Gin & Tonic will do the trick..:)

Would you like curry with that G&T..:)

hmmmm ...

i smell something fishy on these thread!!

Tinkerbell even Madhuris song what is behind that Choolee I never undertood..:) Would you care to take time and explained that to me..:)

Now can I give you 10p to call your mum to say that you will be late..:)

Tinkerbell pixie dust might work for you, for the rest of us it cheesy chat up lines. The ones that dont use them have arrange marriages..:)

So the first thing a man having an arrange marriage says. May lift I your veil?..:) Then he gets the shock of his life..:)

TKB............. really

That copyright is expired, brit.

I'm not saying its old, but I believe that the line was used by Anthony when he first met Cleopetra :O(

#9 is a plagiat! Britney Spears is facing a multi-million dollar lawsuit after being accused of plagiarizing the lyrics of her new single "Hold It Against Me" by the Bellamy Brothers, who wrote the 1979 song, "If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me."

Because of the noise, I learnt chat-up lines in sign language to increase my chances of pulling women when I'm clubbing.

Now everyone just thinks I'm really crap at dancing. :o(

hahahahaha...

Drac: My wife is an angel

BritExpat.. Damn your lucky mines still alive.

osamabawaab, Only if you knew who Jodie Marsh is. In a way you are right all except No.5 are cool, coz 5 is hot just like Jodie Marsh..:)

All R Coool, except # 5 thumb down :(

Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!

"three pints of Guinness and a curry"...*Noted*...:)

My hubby used it on me the first night we met - to be honest I laughed at him and asked if he something less cheesy to say.

He had nothing :-)

However - he did buy me three pints of Guiness and a curry. So job done lol

What he should have said and he admits this years down the line - 'You have an Irish accent - excuse me whilst I take my clothes off' rofl x

lol..that's cutey cabbage..

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

happygolucky, thanks dude ;)

drac,i'll show u the way out if u keep losing in my eyes.. ;)

strawberry_shisha...I can understand...that's why stopped short of inviting you... anyways doing sheesha can be a harmless way to get to know a stranger...:)

Because I keep getting lost in your eyes

drac, u can buy in any bookshop if u want a map ;)

haha..me thinks that you use it very often..

Are you free tonight - or will it cost me?

Do you have a map?

drac maybe u want me to translate it in filipino/tagalog for you:

"saan ako makakahanap ng strawberry shisha?"

;)

"Saan ako hanapin strawberry shisa"?

:P

drac what's that?can u translate it for me us to understand..lol

http://qatarliving.com/answers/dining-out/where-can-i-find-strawberry-shisha

:)

well maybe..but it really depends..it's hard to talk to a complete stranger and boy, i will not talk to someone whom i dunno anything even a bit of info.. ;)

hey dude try strawberry shisha after u smoke mint ;)

sometimes random conversations can get you an invite for a strawberry sheesha...:)

**writing as I smoke a mint sheesha**

haha..you crazy guys..anyway i know some of you had use some lines up there just to start a conversation with a girl..lol ;)

Bugger..houshhh..houshh..:P

:)

AD...lol...

Drac

U are right for admitting, that U are not the best looking guy here, but i beg to differ that U are the only one talking to her, just look around, someone is staring her. :P

hell yeah..you're right..thanks alot drac ;)

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

:P

haha..wish i can have one now at this very moment drac or even a strawberry shisha will do..

I know strawberry does a body good, but DAMN...How much have you been eating? :)

haha..nice one drac :)

Drac: "You look like my first wife"

strawberry_shisha: "Really? How many times have you been married?"

Drac: "Oh I'm still a bachelor"

:)