Types of Girls
HARD DISK GIRLS:
she remembers everything, FOREVER
RAM GIRLS:
she forget about you, the moment you turn her off
WINDOWS GIRLS:
everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live
without her.
SCREEN-SAVER GIRLS:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
INTERNET GIRLS:
Difficult to access
SERVER GIRLS:
Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS:
She make horrible things look beautiful
CD-ROM GIRLS:
She is always faster and faster.
EMAIL GIRLS:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense
VIRUS GIRLS:
Also known as Wife or Girlfriend. It is especially when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't uninstall her you will lose everything...
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HARD DISK GIRLS:
once it got corrupted, it's hard to repair
RAM GIRLS:
easily burns out in most parts
WINDOWS GIRLS:
it suddenly hangs when I 'explore' her
SCREEN-SAVER GIRLS:
just to add color in your eyes
INTERNET GIRLS:
preferable for 'leechers'
SERVER GIRLS:
when down, every other 'link' is down
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS:
all graphics...
CD-ROM GIRLS:
unless you only got an 8MB read...
EMAIL GIRLS:
spam
VIRUS GIRLS:
although I did get one last time, I've managed to clean it up as soon as possible as it's destroying my 'computer'...
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
hi how about the bacteria girl???;)
Hi Debeers,
if you find yourself as hard one to be accessed, then upgrade your connection from dial-up to 2GB DSL. LOL
Good girls go to heaven,
bad girls go everywhere
I am an internet girl :-)
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Everything happens for a
reason.
liked it except now I am a virus!!! :)
I might be the Virus Girl one... :)
Good girls go to heaven,
bad girls go everywhere
will send this joke to Microsoft guys right now..lol...
lol.. the virus gal comparision is gud..
Cute :)
So which are you Avi?
what about photoshop gal..
lots of makeup to make herself as a Miss universe...
:)
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thats funny and good one...
That was really funny ..
Where is my girls ?
RAM GIRLS:
she forget about you, the moment you turn her off
I liked these ones most
EMAIL GIRLS:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense
VIRUS GIRLS:
Also known as Wife or Girlfriend. It is especially when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't uninstall her you will lose everything...
Thanks for sharing
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