Two wishes- a laugh for today

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown
ostrich behind him.

The waitress asks them for their orders. The man
says, "A hamburger,
fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich,
"What's yours?"
"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the
order.
"That will be $9.40 please," and the man reaches
into his pocket and
pulls out the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again
and the man says, "A
hamburger, fries and a coke."
The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the
man reaches into
his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until the two enter again.

"The usual?" asks the waitress.
"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak,
baked potato and a salad," says the man.
"Same," says the ostrich.

Shortly the waitress brings the order and says,
"That will be $32.62."

Once again the man pulls the exact change out of
his pocket and places it on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any
longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always
come up with the exact change in your
pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was
cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I
rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.
My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for
anything,I would just put my hand in my pocket and the
right amount of money would always be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most
people would ask for a million dollars or something,
but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"

"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a
Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says
the man.

The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"

The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish
was for a tall chick with a big ass and long legs
who agrees with everything I say."