Two English businessmen....

starseed
By starseed

Two English businessmen in London were sitting down for a break in their soon-to be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.

One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling.'

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious South African walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broad SAFA accent asked,
'What are you selling here?'

One of the men replied sarcastically,
'We're selling a***-holes.'

Without skipping a beat, the South African said,
'You are doing well .... Only two left!'

Englishmen, God bless them, should not mess with South Africans!

By harsha• 30 Jul 2008 10:41
harsha

lol.. gud one..

By Andrews• 30 Jul 2008 10:35
Andrews

lol

By janeyjaney• 29 Jul 2008 17:39
janeyjaney

Lekke lekke!

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╬ Sotally Tober ╬

By starseed• 29 Jul 2008 17:13
starseed

:) still in the holiday mode

By DaRuDe• 29 Jul 2008 17:09
DaRuDe

Sure you can handle after all you had a wonderful vacation lady.

 

 

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By starseed• 29 Jul 2008 17:07
starseed

thanx ... not sure I can handle the QL stress after my 4 week vacation!! lol

By DaRuDe• 29 Jul 2008 17:03
DaRuDe

Good to see you again on QL

With you lovely funny post.

Nice one :D

 

 

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By alsboy• 29 Jul 2008 17:02
alsboy

HAHAHA... Seriously NEAT :)

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