Is this True :)
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. Suddenly the horse falls into a mud hole and starts sinking. He tells the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farmer, but the farmer can't be found.
So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend and drives forward saving the horse from sinking.
A few days later, the chicken and horse are playing in the meadow again, and the chicken falls into a mud hole. The chicken tells the horse to go and get some help from the farmer.
The horse says: "I think I can get you out."
So he stretches over the width of the hole and says: "Grab hold of my 'thing' and pull yourself up."
The chicken does this and is pulled to safety.
Moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
Good one really...
well for one the horse wasn't a chick
mercedes was never used to pik any chick
id say is .if they are hung like a horse, they will use it in the first choice possible
or
if you aint hung like a horse u'd have a mercedes
or .....................
not true because chicks cannot see how hung you are until you pick them up...unless you are in a nudist colony in which case this applies hehehe
Very painful to horse
Very disgusting to chicken
LOL, no comment!
very funny
horses are heavily armed.... lol
affection, warmth, love, kindness AND eeerrrrmmm BIG............LOL
I thought women were mainly interested in affection, warmth, love, kindness, etc etc
heard it but it's a good one!!! :)
True is the cry!!!
haha......very funny
false :)
nice one
HEheheh niceee...