Time for some MEN bashing ;-P
Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.
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Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...
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Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
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Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????.....
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Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.
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Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.
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Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: I) no mind ii) no business
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Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions .
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Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...
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Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.
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Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!
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Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
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It is not enough to do your best; you must know what to do and THEN do your best.-W. Edwards Deming
Most of my similar jokes are already posted.
But - Piano Bar at la Cigale full? Last Wednesday there must have been 15 ppl there, and last night even fewer. It's so quiet that some were even working on their laptops. Bear in mind the woman on the piano "encourages" ppl to singalong to their favourites, so it's really just an expensive karaoke bar... And expensive...
Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.
after God created women nobody has rested lol
I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here
Than a whole truck load when I'm gone
LOL
This is funny stuff...
How the hell am i gonna find out anything ??
Give me a clue .....
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it's for you to find out...waaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
“We can never judge the lives of others, because each person knows only their own pain and renunciation. It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path.” - Paulo Coelho
I'm now intrigued by that statement....Please tell me....
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you are one of the biggest celebrities here.
“We can never judge the lives of others, because each person knows only their own pain and renunciation. It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path.” - Paulo Coelho
"Now hes online girls".
Does this mean you girlies were gossiping about me ??
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year too....Yipee, im not alone !
Hey there Misslillywhite, how you doing ?
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They dont call me studley ramrod for nothing.....
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It has been a "crap" year for me to.
screen just cracked ! lmao
are you really searching for love?
I will sing to you...
I hope you know, I hope you know...
that there is nothing to do with you,
....and Big boys don't cry.
“We can never judge the lives of others, because each person knows only their own pain and renunciation. It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path.” - Paulo Coelho
i dont think your fella would like it........??
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Never been to their PIANO BAR but they said it's always fully booked.
Th Orion Bar at the new Ramada Plaza's ok...
when would be the next shindig be???
Jauntie girl...miss yah...
It is not enough to do your best; you must know what to do and THEN do your best.-W. Edwards Deming
'Cos you have no love, sex or companionship.
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Remember the song "No woman, no cry" by Bob Marley
“We can never judge the lives of others, because each person knows only their own pain and renunciation. It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path.” - Paulo Coelho
Typical !
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add me on [email protected]
just may be a while, gonna be busy in Saudi as soon as i get my business visa, what with the new depot opening there and all.
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Oh c'mon don't say that! Gotta use your charm..
“We can never judge the lives of others, because each person knows only their own pain and renunciation. It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path.” - Paulo Coelho
months...Got a years contract...LOL
I am fine really, just a bit lonely tonite, everybody feels like this sometimes, even if you have friends or family there, its just human nature.
Now back to the women bashing......
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You seemed happy enough when I met you here in Doha. Always out and about, it seemed, and dancing the night awayyyyyyyyyyyy.
Yes, I know it all went pear shaped when you returned to Bahrain, but up until then I got the impression 2007 was a bit of a 'gas' for you!
When are you coming back over here to keep us 'ladies' entertained? I thought we were on a promise for a slap up Full English at Rydges some time soon?
you have to move on...
“We can never judge the lives of others, because each person knows only their own pain and renunciation. It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path.” - Paulo Coelho
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling
at the front door, who do you let in first?...
The dog, of course . . . at least he'll shut up after you let him in!
so bad..
silent treatment works..try it girls.
“We can never judge the lives of others, because each person knows only their own pain and renunciation. It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path.” - Paulo Coelho
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling
at the front door, who do you let in first?...
The dog, of course . . . at least he'll shut up after you let him in!
battered husband
“We can never judge the lives of others, because each person knows only their own pain and renunciation. It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path.” - Paulo Coelho
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties to perform.
Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his new wife to do all the dishes and cleaning in the house. He said it took a couple of days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and all the dishes were cleaned and put away.
James had married a woman from Australia and he bragged that he had given his new wife orders to do all the cleaning, wash the dishes and the do the cooking. He told them the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better and by the third day his house was clean, the dishes done and there was a huge meal on the table.
Matt said the he had married a Yorkshire lass. He boasted that the duties he had ordered her to do were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry done and hot meals on the table every day...... He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little bit out of his left eye; enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and call a landscaper....
these five secrets should be from one man..
“We can never judge the lives of others, because each person knows only their own pain and renunciation. It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path.” - Paulo Coelho
Number 4 on that list .....LOL
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I cant wait for 2007 to end, its been a crap year !
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5 secrets to a great relationship
1. It is important to find a man who works around the house,
occasionally cooks and cleans and who has a job.
2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man who is dependable and doesn't lie.
4. It is important to find a man who's good in bed and who loves to
have sex with you.
5. It is important that these four men never meet.
lol..
“We can never judge the lives of others, because each person knows only their own pain and renunciation. It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path.” - Paulo Coelho
Just misunderstood
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this is he's normal mode.
“We can never judge the lives of others, because each person knows only their own pain and renunciation. It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path.” - Paulo Coelho
I think I'm the one who needs back-up :-/
It is not enough to do your best; you must know what to do and THEN do your best.-W. Edwards Deming
But theres none here....LOL
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(Inshallah)
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You can handle "women" quite charmingly..whehehehe
(kidding here)
It is not enough to do your best; you must know what to do and THEN do your best.-W. Edwards Deming
Try to wake-up Red_pope or Vegas..
“We can never judge the lives of others, because each person knows only their own pain and renunciation. It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path.” - Paulo Coelho
Just fighting the mens corner !
No one to back me up
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Just kidding..
“We can never judge the lives of others, because each person knows only their own pain and renunciation. It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path.” - Paulo Coelho
Slow down....
I did "some" MEN BASHING....
you TOOK the whole enchelada...lol
It is not enough to do your best; you must know what to do and THEN do your best.-W. Edwards Deming
Its just for laughs
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Bored bored bored !!
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Now you've changed.
“We can never judge the lives of others, because each person knows only their own pain and renunciation. It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path.” - Paulo Coelho
joke: What does a woman and carpet have in commen? if you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them later
joke: why are womens feet so small? So they can stand closer to the stove
How are women and a pile of dog crap alike? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up !!!!!!!!!!
joke: How do we know that God is a man? A:If God was a woman, semen would taste like chocolate.
joke: Want to hear a joke? Women's rights
joke: What do you do when the dish washer is broken? Slap her on the ass and tell her to get to work.
joke: Why did the woman cross the road? It doesnt matter, why was she out of the kitchen in the first place.
joke: what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin, you done told her twice.
joke: why cant women ski? because theres no snow between the bedroom and the kitchen.
joke: What's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman? The back of my hand.
joke: How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
joke: Why don't women need a watch? There's a clock on the stove.
joke: Did you know there are female hormones in beer? If you drink too it makes you talk crap and drive horrible.
joke: Why do they call it PMS? Cause mad cow disease was already taken.
may be MR Paul thinks as god gift .lol
GOOD EVENING MR PAUL.
"Drink Beer Save Water"
I'm just clowning around...no head biting here, compañero ;-P
It is not enough to do your best; you must know what to do and THEN do your best.-W. Edwards Deming
I like this one better....
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!
Hmmm...the problem is, you get a different brand...but still get the same stuff.
It is not enough to do your best; you must know what to do and THEN do your best.-W. Edwards Deming
No need to bite my head off !
(unless you want to)
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Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.
Hmmmm hmmm plz respect us.lol
"Drink Beer Save Water"
what made you think I'm not :-)
It is not enough to do your best; you must know what to do and THEN do your best.-W. Edwards Deming
at each other's throats...lol
It is not enough to do your best; you must know what to do and THEN do your best.-W. Edwards Deming
Hey Azz, you ok girl ?
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...it only ends when each makes a vow of "Till death do us part"...lol
It is not enough to do your best; you must know what to do and THEN do your best.-W. Edwards Deming
It's been a while....
It is not enough to do your best; you must know what to do and THEN do your best.-W. Edwards Deming
Is this a war of the sexes?
“We can never judge the lives of others, because each person knows only their own pain and renunciation. It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path.” - Paulo Coelho
Finally
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So they can stand closer to the sink !
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now he's On line girls!!
“We can never judge the lives of others, because each person knows only their own pain and renunciation. It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path.” - Paulo Coelho
You only have to punch infomation into a computer once !
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