he was the winner in IQ range 10-20, I won in IQ range of 0-10, the highest IQ achievable :P
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
Ok once you kids are done deciding, you can come and challenge me for my world's biggest idiot title..
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
Tennessee: A man successfully broke into a bank after hours and stole the bank's video camera, while the camera was remotely recording. (That is, the videotape recorder was located elsewhere in the bank, so he didn't get the videotape of himself stealing the camera).
Louisiana: A man walked into a Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer? Fifteen dollars. [If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, was a crime committed?]
Arkansas: Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. Seems the liquor store window was made of Plexi-Glass. The whole event was caught on videotape.
New York: As a female shopper exited a convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police had apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, "Yes Officer..that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from."
Ann Arbor:The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 12:50am, flashed a gun and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away.
Kentucky: Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off their truck. Scared, they left the scene and drove home. With the chain still attached to the machine. With their bumper still attached to the chain. With their vehicle's license plate still attached to the bumper.
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
Must see movie for everyone posting on this thread...
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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
Can ou stand on one leg, whilst rubbing your stomch with your left hand and singing "God save the Queen" whilst slowly snorting a diet coke through your nostrils ?
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
I thought there were a few more of us out there :(
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
Fawmy you just proved you deserve to be on this thread..
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
The guy who has written the post above in an Idiot, so is the guy writing a post below.
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
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"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."
The fat sheep it's obviously a sand beach near the bus station!
Only idiot post this if not only for an idot
the kukumber is singing the car bumper every time, especially fish!
Play it again , Ham!
he was the winner in IQ range 10-20, I won in IQ range of 0-10, the highest IQ achievable :P
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
My chicken no submarine morning!
! ham
Ok once you kids are done deciding, you can come and challenge me for my world's biggest idiot title..
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
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---If you can't CONVINCE them, CONFUSE them!!!
Is anyone of you a match for these guys...
Tennessee: A man successfully broke into a bank after hours and stole the bank's video camera, while the camera was remotely recording. (That is, the videotape recorder was located elsewhere in the bank, so he didn't get the videotape of himself stealing the camera).
Louisiana: A man walked into a Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer? Fifteen dollars. [If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, was a crime committed?]
Arkansas: Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. Seems the liquor store window was made of Plexi-Glass. The whole event was caught on videotape.
New York: As a female shopper exited a convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police had apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, "Yes Officer..that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from."
Ann Arbor:The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 12:50am, flashed a gun and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away.
Kentucky: Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off their truck. Scared, they left the scene and drove home. With the chain still attached to the machine. With their bumper still attached to the chain. With their vehicle's license plate still attached to the bumper.
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
Drac:
You are the most wise guy on the earth...
Yes I am an idiot!!! :p
Must see movie for everyone posting on this thread...
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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
I see..:(
and others 231 are on QL?
Sorry, but there are differing stages of Idiocy...
You are at level 232..
I can! I can!
Means i am no more an !diot?
Can ou stand on one leg, whilst rubbing your stomch with your left hand and singing "God save the Queen" whilst slowly snorting a diet coke through your nostrils ?
How to prove the idiocy?
Genius have limit ...Idiot there're no limit...
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Damn!
That userid is taken :O(
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Yoy crack me up with this, QS!
Welcome HERE! :)
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"What lies behind us and what lies before us are small compared to what lies within us."
Oliver Wendell Holmes
"So are you, you fat slob"
Can anybody tell if I am Idiot or Not-Idiot?
Large and big it's the God's garden...
But...many jumps over it's wall
"he's got armfuls of pineapples!!!"
"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
I like that one, but my favourite is "Bugger me, a talking dog"
Jokes - just give the punchline and guess the rest
eg
"but he always made his own sandwichs in the mornings!"
"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."
In a British University, a final exam question on Business was:
"Define what risk is".
The shortest answer ever at one word was :
"This."
The student handed the essay in and got 100%.
I thought there were a few more of us out there :(
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
Err, oops!
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
You can't just walk into the thread..
You have to pass the test first..
has a knob the size of a peanut - actually scrub that -
I think it's in-growing
"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."
hahahahahhahahahaha
lol. I think you belong here :P
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
your name is the largest sandeepkadian !
Samia answer the question asked above.
Which is largest
1. Peanut
2. Elephant
3. Moon
4. Kettle
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
u really wish that YOUR thread will be famous.
come on people lets feed this forum.
What an idiot..? FWP
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"HE WHO DARES WINS"
Derek Edward Totter
the subject is nothing, but you are here i donno why????
Someone told me that I should come and join this thread. And here I am..... so what's the subject guys?
am not qualified !?
look i wrote join with G
Marcharrierre!
Mashalla? or Mashed Potato?
"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."
Good news!
Means: My "Idiots" thread will be the biggest in QL's history!
Mashalla!
"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."
is that Drac on a white shirt and MD on a blue long sleeves?
LOL Peace man
Question: How many Idiots in the Bible?
thanks fawmy85
i welcome u €!!
Jam
"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."
"a part of my brain"
you're not qualified to be a REAL idiot!
OUTY!
OUT!
OUT!
sonam ur
Welcome to my world twenty, really I appreciate you
Yes!
Now bring please others 19!
I goin you ,
I don't feel very smart lately!!!!I guess a part of my brain just died!!!!
Youuu...royal Idiot!
this thread only for me no doubt
lol, great job sonnam
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Master Pajju!
Ave!
OOOOOMMMMM.....OOOooommmmmmm
Wait pajju. He will let us……
drac who me ? :)
Because this post dedicated to me… I should be here…
I never denied about myself.
I also worship Lord Pajju...
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
Read the issues carefully its says all of us
Ohhh. MY MASTER!
My sensey...
Finnaly you are here! :)
am i idiot or not ?
Fawmy you just proved you deserve to be on this thread..
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
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what you guys wanna tell me????
We can tell fawmy
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
I came from moon
hmmm..i am sure it's the "kettle"!
What aint sure is: what kind of?
- sweet water kettle?
or
- salted water kettle?
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Darn..I am sooo smart!
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bliazee ! neid 7elp!
mi mause noth uorking!
! knt wach LupiN muvie! :(
(sic) :)
Dracula find this woman and marry her..
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
watch this clip... a very touching one (for idiots only)
MY BUSHIOT IDOL!
dont worry drac we are here to sympathy you...
lol lupin nice one
! ham 2he zmartezt h!d!ot al!ve
Oh..finally one of us!
Dude, "HATE" thread it's near corner! :)
Get OUT of my thread too!
Guys...you dont have a bit of RESPECT for us: "The Idiots"?
The guy who has written the post above in an Idiot, so is the guy writing a post below.
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
MOD, kindly delete britex's post!
Get OUT of my thread!
IDIOTS ONLY!
Where did they get our photo from ?