Thoughts about MEN
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.
To attract a man, wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
Women like quiet men because they think they are listening.
On one issue at least, men and women agree; they both distrust women.
The men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed.
Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I will see a man who can't get his pants off!
Don't kick a man when he's down unless you're certain he won't get up.
Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.
Man who sneezes without tissues takes matters into his own hands. (yuck)
Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.
If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children." -- they leave skid marks. This works whether a man or woman says it.
There are easier things in life than finding a good man. like Nailing Jello to a tree for instance.
Mankind is stupid. If you forget, they will remind you.
Men are like fish. Neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.
"The men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed." > yeah right, cheers! nothing is more pitiable than having a man with no ambition.
"Women like quiet men because they think they are listening." > just because he's quiet doesn't follow that he's listening. he can always pretend to, most likely to just end a disagreement, for instance. but that would make him less challenging for me.
"there's hope
it doesn't cost a thing to smile
you don't have to pay to laugh
you better thank God for that"
Women dont believe to loud and noisy men perhaps they're drunk... :D