Things women wish men knew
1. Don't ever lie to us, we alwayz find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty as much as much as you enjoy listening
3. Don't say you understand when you don't
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the prettiest.
5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what its like.
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook;doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
7. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball or anyhting else you and your friends talk about.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
9. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big
10. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. Its good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
16. We are DrAmA queens.
17. Shave! no matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or moustache looks, we hate it.
18. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart or emittother strange gases from your body, it is not.
19. We will always think we are fat; so humor us and tell us we aren't.
20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
21. We don't shave our legs everyday so get over it.
22. Don't make bets about us; we always find out.
23. We are beautiful at all times.
24. Don't compare our ******* to Pamela Andersons, hers are fake; just remember that. (u have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers)
25. Most importantly; we are always right; so don't forget.
Aaawwww eaglemmanuel....U are in the lead now... :(
Aaawwww eaglemmanuel....U are in the lead now...
JunX said ..."But they being the head of crooks, controlling fellow crooks...
A single stare would help them distinguish a liar.."
You started off really well but your punchline bit the dust. Anti-climax. Sigh!
Minus 10 points 4u.
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Winn said Eagle: Ditto meant same ...
Eagle: Ditto meant same comment as I had given for the previous point...but on second thots...yeah we can be drama kings...
Of course, I know... but you're missing the point of getting cornered, drama king.
/Kidding, dude.
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loved it so much most of it is true
I try to figure out,.....want the word for SEVEN * that related to PAMELLA's (******* to Pamela Andersons.
Give the clue,..... 1 letter........ LOL
Thanks
WongQatar
As they say, "A woman spends half of her marriage trying to change her husband, and the other half complaining that he is not the man she married.!!? Go figure
#1. Don't ever lie to us, we alwayz find out.
#10. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
#16. We are DrAmA queens.
#17. Shave! no matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or moustache looks, we hate it.
#20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times. (double?)
#25. Most importantly; we are always right; so don't forget. (hmmm... "you always right" 'heard it often ;))
"1. Don't ever lie to us, we alwayz find out..."if this is true, world war III will start.
In this modern world, internet is the great equalizer.
Eagle: Ditto meant same comment as I had given for the previous point...but on second thots...yeah we can be drama kings...
I guess some amount of drama keeps things alive, no?
Btw, Saggi...I can be a casanova if I so feel like :-p
not quite 'in the mood' now ( does that sound familiar? )Flirting is good fun, though it gets boring after some time...
its so awesome those days, dont miss it.
now that's called diplomacy.....something that both Winn and I sorely lack :-P
Enjoyed the arguments from Svelte & Winn; lets see who wins finally..........In my views Men and Women are 2 tyres of a Bicycle (life) should move togather.
No place to show Xtra SMARTNESS.
Winn.. I absolutely agreed with you mate.
Cheers
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
u've gotta know Winn well enuf to comprehend his comments in it's true sense.....and believe you me,he's quite far from a casanova.
eaglemmanuel...true...
But they being the head of crooks, controlling fellow crooks...
A single stare would help them distinguish a liar..
15 points...
JunX said "If women can find out each ...
If women can find out each and every lie of a guy... That shows how expert they are in that field..."
Nope - they have observed crooks in action and can thus read liars like an open book.
10 points...
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Lol Winn. Well said.
What this about? -
"13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize" - Why apologize if he's not done anything wrong? As for moving on - ONLY AFTER apologizing!!
"16. We are DrAmA queens.(Ditto)"- Ditto? Hurrah! Thanks for confirming to us all that guys are Drama Queens too.
"23. We are beautiful at all times.(You betcha sweet *** babe)" - Aahh! And here we see Casanova in action...
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If women can find out each and every lie of a guy... That shows how expert they are in that field...
5 points...
Numero Uno - "1. Don't ever lie to us, we alwayz find out."
At work or on a personal level - they get busted within a short time, EVERY time... but still they try and keep tryin'. Boyz will be boyz...
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I accept that I dont accept the RULES...
Abt rules, use em when they suit you, change em when they dont...simple!! :-D
Lol winn......
just accept it that you can't accept the facts...LOL
1.Not if the guy is smart enough and a good liar.
3. Don't say you understand when you don't- then stop saying silly stuff...we say we understand it means "Yallah, Get it over with!!"
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the prettiest. Yeah whtever gets the job done :-p
5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what its like. We do...and our sort can be worse...you know, the ones that cause allthose shooting sprees?
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook;doing something sweet will always get you off the hook. The 'hook' can be broken, no?
7. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball or anyhting else you and your friends talk about-We do!
10. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times-Depends..
12. Its good to be sensitive, sometimes sensitive? like a peanut allergy?
13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize- Ever heard the phrase "moving on"?
14. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it. cut what? :p
15. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.(Oh...really? would have never imagined)
16. We are DrAmA queens.(Ditto)
17. Shave! no matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or moustache looks, we hate it.(Its not abt cool, jus lazy!)
19. We will always think we are fat; so humor us and tell us we aren't.(Stop diggin into our Fries then)
22. Don't make bets about us; we always find out.(ROFL)
23. We are beautiful at all times.(You betcha sweet *** babe)
24. Don't compare our ******* to Pamela Andersons, hers are fake; just remember that. (u have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers)- Why would we want to take a shot ( of all things) at it?
25. Most importantly; we are always right; so don't forget. (Sure, till next time)
no prizes for that presumption ;-) LOL
svelte_saggi.... lol..You seem pissed with someone special i presume... ;)
lol Saggi .............
i can offer # 20 ....:)
lol saggi.... :P