That's Sacrifice

A man escapes from a prison where he has been kept for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young
couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on
the neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is
an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time
in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.
If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do what he tells you, just
give him satisfaction, no matter how much he ravages you. This guy is
probably dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us.  Be strong,
honey. I love you".
To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was
whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and
asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. I told him where to find it.
"Be strong, honey. I love you, too."
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"Classic definition & Cool Meanings in new dictionary"
 
 
 
1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
 
2. Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
 
3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
 
4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage
 
5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
 
6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
 
7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
 
8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power. ..
 
9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.
 
10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
 
11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
 
12. Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.
 
13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
 
14. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
 
15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
 
16. Etc .: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
 
17. Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
 
18. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
 
19. Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.
 
20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
 
21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
 
22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
 
23. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
 
24. Pessimist : - A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY .
 
25. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
 
26. Father: A banker provided by nature.
 
27. Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
 
28. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
 
29. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after…
 
30. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
 
31. Computer Professional : One who gets paid for reading such mails...