Sunday school
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?''But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''
The Teacher fainted.``
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She was studying at a good school in Koeksebrakke and was excelling in all subjects except for Math.
So her parents decide to send her to a private Catholic school.
While there Xena came home from school and studied every day. At the end of the marking period she got straight As.
So her parents asked her, “Xena dearest, what motivated you to do so well in school?”
She replied, “When I walked into the math class and saw that guy nailed to a plus sign I knew they weren’t fooling around!”..
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thats brilliant;-)
hahaha..funny..
gud one
...this is funny