Stupid Questions Asks In Obvious Situation

strawberry_shisha
By strawberry_shisha

1. At movies:

"Hey! What are you doing here?
Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know?

2. In Bus:

A fat lady steps on my feet: "Sorry did that hurt?"
Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Why don't You try again?

3. When i got woken up at midnight by a call:

"Sorry! Were u sleeping?"
Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not.
You thought I was sleeping, You stupid fool?

4. when they see me with shorter hair:

"Hey! Have you had a haircut?"
Me: "Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.!"

5. When someone call on land-line & asks where are you?


Me: "I'm in market with telephone around my neck" 

By FathimaH• 2 Oct 2011 05:23
FathimaH

That's hilarious allright!Ghazalz you should be lucky to have such a caring hubby..Mashallah,Thabarakhallah. With guys like him girls will be having more headaches with pleasure =DAzzy: Kids say the funniest things eva!

By ghazalz• 1 Oct 2011 23:21
Rating: 5/5
ghazalz

rofl...Kids are unbelievable zilana :))

By azilana7037• 1 Oct 2011 22:48
Rating: 4/5
azilana7037

My mom, me and my 3 younger siblings went to visit some relatives in the hinter town outside the city. They gave us a pet monkey to keep so we have to take/ride the train back to the city.At the train station, other passengers noticed our new pet and one lady sitting in the next bench asked us, "how does the monkey sleep?"My youngest brother (he was 6 years old then) replied nonchalantly: "with eyes closed"All who heard my brother became quiet...me and my mom looked at each other and started laughing. The lady turn away and sat 2 benches away from us.It has became a family joke/story retold again and again at family gatherings...lmao   

By sam2003• 1 Oct 2011 21:23
sam2003

hahahahaha nice one

By ghazalz• 1 Oct 2011 18:31
Rating: 5/5
ghazalz

 It's for you FlyingAce, the original one...Migraine was hurting me badly,  my hubby tried to comfort me and he gave me two tablets of pain killer then took me shopping...I bought a pair of shoes there... When we reached back, my MIL asked; how do you feel now beti? My hubby replied; after having 2 goli and 2 jootey she is perfectly alright now... :)))  

By FlyingAce• 1 Oct 2011 17:33
FlyingAce

ghazalz, just a observation... :)

By ghazalz• 1 Oct 2011 17:30
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ghazalz

agreed, but the light moments we shared together here on this thread of course absolutely new FlyingAce!

By FlyingAce• 1 Oct 2011 17:09
FlyingAce

Old..... :)

By anonymous• 1 Oct 2011 17:01
Rating: 4/5
anonymous

I once came inside my office totally soaked with water.

Colleague 1: Hey,is it raining outside?

Me: No,I took my pet fish for a walk in the sea..:D

By strawberry_shisha• 1 Oct 2011 14:30
Rating: 4/5
strawberry_shisha

fathimah, thanks..no worries, i'll post some more..hope you enjoy reading...

By coolguy_karachi• 1 Oct 2011 14:24
Rating: 2/5
coolguy_karachi

In a CafeSomeone: Hey! Are you eating Donuts, hanMe! No, I am waiting for a fool to ask what i am going to eat...

By FathimaH• 1 Oct 2011 14:12
FathimaH

Keep em coming =D

By sam2003• 1 Oct 2011 12:03
Rating: 2/5
sam2003

tanq

By ingeniero• 1 Oct 2011 11:58
ingeniero

OK :|

By sam2003• 1 Oct 2011 11:52
sam2003

sssshhhhhhhhhhhh

By strawberry_shisha• 1 Oct 2011 11:15
strawberry_shisha

ask PS she knows all that stuff..isn't it PS?

By ingeniero• 1 Oct 2011 11:08
ingeniero

sam this 2003 is your year of birth??? :p

By sam2003• 1 Oct 2011 10:38
sam2003

exactly i really dont have any idea... lols

By ingeniero• 1 Oct 2011 10:37
Rating: 3/5
ingeniero

Lol...and i liked the 3rd one :)

By anonymous• 1 Oct 2011 10:35
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anonymous

sam2003 - U dont have any idea how far people can go if they want somebody..hahaha!

By sam2003• 1 Oct 2011 10:33
sam2003

now 100% sure it was you next to me

By sam2003• 1 Oct 2011 10:32
sam2003

how can he have a free ride he / she already paid for the fight which he already embarked and QR rules once check-in then no refund....lols

By ghazalz• 1 Oct 2011 10:28
Rating: 5/5
ghazalz

PrincessSarah, then I'm sure, he was wearing a T-Shirt with Superman logo :))

By anonymous• 1 Oct 2011 10:25
Rating: 4/5
anonymous

Or maybe he's expecting that u could fly and he can have a free ride to london..

By ghazalz• 1 Oct 2011 10:25
Rating: 5/5
ghazalz

  sam2003, may be the guy next to you suspecting you're going to jump somewhere else by parachute midair :))    

By sam2003• 1 Oct 2011 10:25
sam2003

aha so it was you sitting besides me :)

By happygolucky• 1 Oct 2011 10:23
Rating: 4/5
happygolucky

Cant 'lol' on the same joke within 7 days...:(((

By anonymous• 1 Oct 2011 10:20
Rating: 5/5
anonymous

LOLXXXX....

i love 3 and 5 and others in the thead too :P

 

By strawberry_shisha• 1 Oct 2011 10:13
Rating: 2/5
strawberry_shisha

nyahahahahaha..

By sam2003• 1 Oct 2011 10:09
Rating: 4/5
sam2003

to london the passenger seating next to me asked meyou also going to london?i said yes we three are going to londonhe asked me who is the third personi said me, you and Qatar Aircraft :)

By ENvY mE• 1 Oct 2011 10:04
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ENvY mE

;)

By sam2003• 1 Oct 2011 09:59
Rating: 2/5
sam2003

lols

By anonymous• 1 Oct 2011 09:51
Rating: 5/5
anonymous

Girlfriend: I miss you honey...How about u?

Boyfriend: Oh yeah,I miss me too..:))

By Vegas• 1 Oct 2011 09:50
Rating: 3/5
Vegas

You guys are really funny this morning...:)

By innovator87• 1 Oct 2011 09:49
Rating: 5/5
innovator87

hahahahahaha.... really funny... LOL

By anonymous• 1 Oct 2011 09:49
Rating: 5/5
anonymous

A man is hit by a car:

Driver: Ohh goodddd,are u hurt?

Man: No,it's my pleasure.. u can hit me on the other side to be even..:)

By ghazalz• 1 Oct 2011 09:46
Rating: 4/5
ghazalz

Q: Are these pampers really absorbent?I don't remember at my time if I used any...we used to tie napkins... lolzzzz

By RAK• 1 Oct 2011 09:40
Rating: 4/5
RAK

lols PS

By strawberry_shisha• 1 Oct 2011 09:40
strawberry_shisha

lady 1: hey you're here..lady 2: no.i'm not here..this is just my picture..

By ghazalz• 1 Oct 2011 09:37
ghazalz

:))

By anonymous• 1 Oct 2011 09:37
Rating: 5/5
anonymous

A lady approached her friend:

Lady 1: Hey how are u?

Lady 2: me?

Lady 1: No,I'm asking myself..I'm supah fine..:)

By strawberry_shisha• 1 Oct 2011 09:19
strawberry_shisha

@ghazalz: hahahahaha

By ghazalz• 1 Oct 2011 09:19
Rating: 5/5
ghazalz

Do you know suzain by any chance?  At work I asked a visitor "do you need any help?"Response: "Do you work here?"No, I often go to different offices and offer my assistance. Read more: http://www.qatarliving.com/node/2129817#comments#ixzz1ZVZYT6Se 

By anonymous• 1 Oct 2011 09:17
Rating: 5/5
anonymous

ROFL.wahahaha!

By ghazalz• 1 Oct 2011 09:15
Rating: 2/5
ghazalz

rofl...:)

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