Stupid Questions Asks In Obvious Situation
By strawberry_shisha •
1. At movies:
"Hey! What are you doing here?
Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know?
2. In Bus:
A fat lady steps on my feet: "Sorry did that hurt?"
Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Why don't You try again?
3. When i got woken up at midnight by a call:
"Sorry! Were u sleeping?"
Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not.
You thought I was sleeping, You stupid fool?
4. when they see me with shorter hair:
"Hey! Have you had a haircut?"
Me: "Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.!"
5. When someone call on land-line & asks where are you?
Me: "I'm in market with telephone around my neck"
That's hilarious allright!Ghazalz you should be lucky to have such a caring hubby..Mashallah,Thabarakhallah. With guys like him girls will be having more headaches with pleasure =DAzzy: Kids say the funniest things eva!
rofl...Kids are unbelievable zilana :))
My mom, me and my 3 younger siblings went to visit some relatives in the hinter town outside the city. They gave us a pet monkey to keep so we have to take/ride the train back to the city.At the train station, other passengers noticed our new pet and one lady sitting in the next bench asked us, "how does the monkey sleep?"My youngest brother (he was 6 years old then) replied nonchalantly: "with eyes closed"All who heard my brother became quiet...me and my mom looked at each other and started laughing. The lady turn away and sat 2 benches away from us.It has became a family joke/story retold again and again at family gatherings...lmao
hahahahaha nice one
It's for you FlyingAce, the original one...Migraine was hurting me badly, my hubby tried to comfort me and he gave me two tablets of pain killer then took me shopping...I bought a pair of shoes there... When we reached back, my MIL asked; how do you feel now beti? My hubby replied; after having 2 goli and 2 jootey she is perfectly alright now... :)))
ghazalz, just a observation... :)
agreed, but the light moments we shared together here on this thread of course absolutely new FlyingAce!
Old..... :)
I once came inside my office totally soaked with water.
Colleague 1: Hey,is it raining outside?
Me: No,I took my pet fish for a walk in the sea..:D
fathimah, thanks..no worries, i'll post some more..hope you enjoy reading...
In a CafeSomeone: Hey! Are you eating Donuts, hanMe! No, I am waiting for a fool to ask what i am going to eat...
Keep em coming =D
tanq
OK :|
sssshhhhhhhhhhhh
ask PS she knows all that stuff..isn't it PS?
sam this 2003 is your year of birth??? :p
exactly i really dont have any idea... lols
Lol...and i liked the 3rd one :)
sam2003 - U dont have any idea how far people can go if they want somebody..hahaha!
now 100% sure it was you next to me
how can he have a free ride he / she already paid for the fight which he already embarked and QR rules once check-in then no refund....lols
PrincessSarah, then I'm sure, he was wearing a T-Shirt with Superman logo :))
Or maybe he's expecting that u could fly and he can have a free ride to london..
sam2003, may be the guy next to you suspecting you're going to jump somewhere else by parachute midair :))
aha so it was you sitting besides me :)
Cant 'lol' on the same joke within 7 days...:(((
LOLXXXX....
i love 3 and 5 and others in the thead too :P
nyahahahahaha..
to london the passenger seating next to me asked meyou also going to london?i said yes we three are going to londonhe asked me who is the third personi said me, you and Qatar Aircraft :)
;)
lols
Girlfriend: I miss you honey...How about u?
Boyfriend: Oh yeah,I miss me too..:))
You guys are really funny this morning...:)
hahahahahaha.... really funny... LOL
A man is hit by a car:
Driver: Ohh goodddd,are u hurt?
Man: No,it's my pleasure.. u can hit me on the other side to be even..:)
Q: Are these pampers really absorbent?I don't remember at my time if I used any...we used to tie napkins... lolzzzz
lols PS
lady 1: hey you're here..lady 2: no.i'm not here..this is just my picture..
:))
A lady approached her friend:
Lady 1: Hey how are u?
Lady 2: me?
Lady 1: No,I'm asking myself..I'm supah fine..:)
@ghazalz: hahahahaha
Do you know suzain by any chance? At work I asked a visitor "do you need any help?"Response: "Do you work here?"No, I often go to different offices and offer my assistance. Read more: http://www.qatarliving.com/node/2129817#comments#ixzz1ZVZYT6Se
ROFL.wahahaha!
rofl...:)