Stopped Drinking...:)
A man enters a bar, walks up to the bartender and orders three pints of beer. After the bartender served the beer, he took all three and sat down at a table nearby having the beers all by himself. The bartender noticed this and found it to be strange but then he thought that he will not disturb the man. The man continued with this act for several days. Finally, one day when the bartender could not control his curiosity, he walked upto the man and asked him, " Sir, I noticed that you have been coming for several days and ordering three pints at one time and having them. Out of curiosity, would it not be better if you ordered one at a time so that the beer does not become stale?" The man replied,"Well, there is a reason behind these three beers. We are three brothers and we love each other a lot. When we were moving to far places for work, we decided that each of us will have one beer atleast per brother to feel the presence of the others. So here I am with a beer for one brother each." The bartender was moved with the affection between the brothers and he made sure that three crisp pints of beer was kept aside for the man.
After several weeks, one fine day, the man walked into the bar and ordered only two pints. The bartender noticed this and was disturbed. After a while, he walked upto the man and said, "Sir, I am sorry for your loss." The man, with a surprised look said, "I did not get you...what loss?"
Bartender: "I noticed that today you ordered only two pints...which means one of your brothers...."
The man said with a smile,"Oh no no...my brothers are fine. Its just that I stopped drinking!".
Brit - Bet old days are older by now.:p
I really am getting old :o(
What happened to the old days of Newcastle Brown Ale and ladies drinking Babycham ?
Beer mixed with Tequila = Bequila (that's what i call it.):p
old one:(
Britexpat... Bequila is like alcopops which under age drinkers like PS like to drink..:)
Bequila :o(
UK - I'm now legally able to do what i've been doing 6 years ago.:p now gimme a bottle of bequila.:p
A pig walks into the bar and asks for a beer. He drinks it and then asks the bartender where the bathroom is. Bartender replies "down the hall and to the left".
Another pig walks into the bar and orders 2 beers. He finishes them off and then asks where the bathroom is. The bartender replies "down the hall and to the left".
Another pig walks into the bar and orders 3 beers. Finishing them off he was just going to stand up when the bartender asks him "well aren't you going to ask where the bathroom is?" The pig replies " no, i am going to go wee wee wee all the way home."
CORONA :)
CORONA :)
PS how can you quit.. when you not old enough to drink in the first place..lol
Just kidding maybe you are now.. But how would I know I guess I stop drinking too like the man above.. only two pints for me..!
hahaha... good 1
Good!!! ha ha ha
HAHAHAHA! good one..I quit drinking too only at work.:p
good one