Some Rules Cannot Be Followed
By boyet_luzana •
A lady manager of a big reputed office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into her office. " What is your name?" was the first thing she asked the new guy.
"John ," the new guy replied. She scowled, "Look... I don't know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked before, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority.
I refer to my employees by their last name only ... Smith, Jones, Baker ...that's all. I am to be referred to only as Mrs. Robertson. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?"
The new guy sighed, "Darling............ My name is John Darling."
" Okay John, the next thing I want to tell you is . . . "
I once recruited a guy called Roger Mishiter! Made me smile every time i asked for him on the phone!
That was the "Life of Brian" if I'm not mistaken. Yeah, hilarious.
Reminds me of the famous Roman Biggus Dickus!
Sometimes one wonders about names.. I was reading about the US mortgage debacle and the company in question is named "Fannie Mae".. I thought they were joking at first..
One of my friends' name is Robert Dick.
It's hilarious & make a real sense...