Some funny Questions and Answers about men!
Q: What do you call a man with half a brain?
A: Gifted
Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?
A: "What Men Know About Women"
Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?
A: He eats beans for dinner
Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A: We don't know .... it's never happened.
Q: What is a man's idea of helping with the housework?
A: Lifting his leg so you can vacuum
Q: What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
A: ET phoned home
Q: What did God say after creating man?
A: I can do better
Q: What are the two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: 1.- No mind 2.- No business
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
A: Because those men already have boyfriends
Q: How do men sort their laundry?
A: "Filthy" and Filthy but wearable
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One rugs men will screw anything
Q: How is a man like a snowstorm?
A: Because you don't know when it's coming, how many inches you'll get, and how long it'll stay
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where
a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit
the store ONLY ONCE !
There are six fl oors and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you
may choose any man from a particular floor , or you may choose to go up a
floor,but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fif th floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4, 363,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
lol victory....
Naah MJ no retaliation, just a lame joke taken in the same spirit. peace..
" when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that @&%$%^$$#&!!!!"
youre letting out our damn secrets!. :O)
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"You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back."
we hav to start a thread about women
;)
ways......
oops a male bashing thread.... better be prepared for retaliation... :P
are you happily married?
are you in love with someone?
I sincerely wish you could meet a brilliant man in your life who will change your views towards a contemporary masculine nature that you never never never come back to your jugements written here again ..
very good ones sameera and victory ,
well i ahev always thought women always say men are bad and men always find some faults in women , yet they cant live with out each other(some can) , so much of difference and so much of love, i thin the only one thing they bothe have common is the love for children
cheers
:)
really funny
I disagree with Q&A2....
Read this....
A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well. Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him -"very quick".
The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions:
LAWYER: Have you any grounds?
POLE: JA, JA, an acre and half and a nice little home with 3bedrooms.
LAWYER "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
Pole: "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," he responded.
LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"
POLE: "No," he replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."
LAWYER "I mean, what are your relations like?"
POLE: "All my relations are in Poland."
LAWYER: "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
POLE: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set & DVD player with 6.1 sounds. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."
LAWYER: No, I mean does your wife beat you up?
POLE: NO, I'm always up before her.
LAWYER: Is your wife a nagger?
POLE: NO, she white.
LAWYER: WHY do you want this divorce?
POLE: SHE going to kill me.
LAWYER: What makes you think that?
POLE: I got proof.
LAWYER: What kind of proof?
POLE: She going to poison me. She buys a bottle at the drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read - it says, "Polish Remover"
Well what can we do.. Men will be men after all.
" when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that @&%$%^$$#&!!!!"