SMS Jokes

By hms •

If posted earlier ignore this.

Man Teases his ex-wife's new husband: So, dude how was the second-hand stuff?
New husband: Not bad. After the first 3 inches, she was brand new.

Prof teaching muscle movement, asks a lady: Do you know what your a**hole does when you have an orgasm?
Lady: Sure, he's at the office, working!

What's the geographical definition of se*?
It's an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between Thai-land, occasionally with a little help from Greece!

A woman who arouses a man and leaves is called a Cockteaser. What is a man who does the same called?
A Moisturiser

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By FlyingAce• 13 Jul 2010 10:33

that was one hell of a joke.... :)

By the bee• 13 Jul 2010 10:21

lol me too

By flor1212• 13 Jul 2010 10:21

I thought this is a family-oriented and friendly forum? Looooooooooooollllllllllll!!!!! Luv these jokes!

PG - Parental Guidance Recommended! Lol!

By Visper• 13 Jul 2010 10:18

I'm out.. :(

For adults only.

By bubblymom• 13 Jul 2010 10:17

i'm covering my eye while reading! :)

By jameskgm• 13 Jul 2010 10:15

Nice jokes,

can see Rizks blushing.

By sammiee• 13 Jul 2010 10:04

how dare u post these things here.....

By anonymous• 13 Jul 2010 10:01

haha good one!

By yv2r• 13 Jul 2010 09:44

people keep away

By sh3eth• 13 Jul 2010 09:39

lol i like :D

By Rizks• 13 Jul 2010 09:33

Adult jokes...:(

Plz delete it at once or kids like me will be spoiled ! :(

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