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By Doha_2022

 

A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, 'If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.'

The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. 

He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted, 'Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die.' The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. 

The man asked. 'Who are you?'

'I am your guardian angel,' the voice answered.

'Oh, yeah?' the man asked 'And where the hell were you when I got married?'

 

By ingeniero• 17 Aug 2011 11:10
ingeniero

lol @ rizks :pok..

By veera77• 17 Aug 2011 11:02
veera77

ha ha..

By Rizks• 17 Aug 2011 11:01
Rizks

ingeniero tat  "..." blank is for "With" lots of love....:)

By ingeniero• 17 Aug 2011 10:56
ingeniero

lots of love? is this what lol stands for?

By Rizks• 17 Aug 2011 10:52
Rizks

maria issa, lets mingle.....lol

By RAK• 17 Aug 2011 10:51
Rating: 2/5
RAK

MBK LOLs for "Angels protect you from bad things not mad things"

By maria issa• 17 Aug 2011 10:51
maria issa

lol thang godness my guardian angel is guarding me very well till now still single haha

By ingeniero• 17 Aug 2011 10:49
ingeniero

lol, i wish u were :p

By blue_rose• 17 Aug 2011 10:44
Rating: 3/5
blue_rose

lolz good one

By Milky_BarKid• 17 Aug 2011 10:40
Milky_BarKid

ingeniero I am just a kid you should wish me good luck for the first one not the third one..:)

By anonymous• 17 Aug 2011 10:29
anonymous

Insomni - I'm not worried mate.. No one's asking me to marry him..so I have nothing to think about for now..:p

By ingeniero• 17 Aug 2011 10:29
ingeniero

so u are not missing something... lol well thats good then, say my good wishes to the third one :p 

By ashraf_noor• 17 Aug 2011 10:26
ashraf_noor

despite all those jokes about marriage 99 % commit this happyly

By Milky_BarKid• 17 Aug 2011 10:25
Milky_BarKid

ingenerio.. Yes it was just a thought. Never actually went that far..But I am happy that thought never came back again..hehe

By ingeniero• 17 Aug 2011 10:21
ingeniero

ask MBK, who went last month for his 3rd marriage, and is still not satisfied, saying that "he is missing something" 

By snessy• 17 Aug 2011 10:21
snessy

Hahaha!

By anaana12321• 17 Aug 2011 10:20
anaana12321

 i wonder why a of lot of jokes pertains to marriage? is it really that bad?...glad im SINGLE! single that can always mingle! LOL!

By Milky_BarKid• 17 Aug 2011 10:18
Milky_BarKid

Angels protect you from bad things not mad things..:)

By anonymous• 17 Aug 2011 10:16
anonymous

@PrincessSarah.. You dont hav 2 worry...ur partner will do so...lol

By osamabawab• 17 Aug 2011 10:11
osamabawab

lol :)

By ingeniero• 17 Aug 2011 10:05
ingeniero

lol, i wish my guardian angel also appear....

By xedesmarie• 17 Aug 2011 10:00
xedesmarie

lolsss!!!! this is so funny.

 

 

 

~smile always~

By mirza shanawaz• 17 Aug 2011 09:53
mirza shanawaz

No angle can save you from marriage...

By anonymous• 17 Aug 2011 09:51
anonymous

LOL.hahaha.. I wish my guardian angel will appear before I choose a man to spend my lifetime with..:)

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