the slicer

sorry if thise one was posted before...

At dinner, a man who is working on a pickle factory says to his wife “honey, I feel something is wrong with me……… everyday at work I'm having a hard time fighting that huge urge to stick my “thing” in the pickle slicer”
The wife screamed “are you crazy, don’t you ever think about that, you would kill yourself”

Next week the man came home and his wife immediately knew something was wrong…..
she said “what’s wrong honey?”
The man replied “do you remember that issue I told you about last week?????? I couldn’t fight it this time”
She said “NO YOU DIDN’T, OMG AND WHAT HAPPENED?”
He said “I got fired”
She said “I mean what happened with the pickle slicer?”
He said “oh…..she got fired also………..”