A silent bomb
By Baburao-Ganpatr... •
An elderly couple were in a restaurant. The wife leaned over and whispered to her husband, "I just let out a long silent fart... what should I do?"
The husband replied, "Replace the batteries in your hearing aid."
you mean ART classes in French language.....stinks ;D
What do your call someone who takes French and Art classes.
A FART :)
The rest of the story:
The professor continues to wrack his brain over the question all afternoon, but still can’t get the answer. So finally he calls in a group of his brightest students and tells them he has a really, really tough question to answer: “What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal? “
To the professor’s surprise (and embarrassment), all the students immediately raise their hands.
“All right” says the professor and asks his favorite student to answer.
“It’s quite easy, sir” says the student “You see, you are 75 years old and married to a 30 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 22 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. And your wife’s lover failed his exam but you’ve just given him an “A”, which is neither legal, nor logical.”
lol
lolz :D
UkEngQatar goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. My farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least twenty times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."
The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week."
The next week UkEngQatar comes back. "Doctor," he says, "I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly."
The doctor says, "Good, now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."
Hahahahahaaaaa
Well done BG - getting better!
hahahha good one
lol....good solution
lol
Lol BG..........
Lols.
LOL... this one I like ;)