A silent bomb

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By Baburao-Ganpatr...

An elderly couple were in a restaurant. The wife leaned over and whispered to her husband, "I just let out a long silent fart... what should I do?"

The husband replied, "Replace the batteries in your hearing aid."

By Victory_278692• 27 Nov 2012 14:37
Victory_278692

you mean ART classes in French language.....stinks ;D

By GodFather.• 27 Nov 2012 14:14
GodFather.

What do your call someone who takes French and Art classes.

A FART :)

By Yasir_Kh• 27 Nov 2012 13:10
Yasir_Kh

The rest of the story:

The professor continues to wrack his brain over the question all afternoon, but still can’t get the answer. So finally he calls in a group of his brightest students and tells them he has a really, really tough question to answer: “What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal? “

To the professor’s surprise (and embarrassment), all the students immediately raise their hands.

“All right” says the professor and asks his favorite student to answer.

“It’s quite easy, sir” says the student “You see, you are 75 years old and married to a 30 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 22 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. And your wife’s lover failed his exam but you’ve just given him an “A”, which is neither legal, nor logical.”

By Brad_cin_dell• 27 Nov 2012 12:04
Brad_cin_dell

lol

By fea_sad• 27 Nov 2012 11:52
fea_sad

lolz :D

By britexpat• 27 Nov 2012 11:28
britexpat

UkEngQatar goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. My farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least twenty times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."

The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week."

The next week UkEngQatar comes back. "Doctor," he says, "I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly."

The doctor says, "Good, now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."

By Quixote• 27 Nov 2012 11:19
Quixote

Hahahahahaaaaa

Well done BG - getting better!

By Hajji Radhi.• 27 Nov 2012 11:15
Rating: 4/5
Hajji Radhi.

hahahha good one

By Victory_278692• 27 Nov 2012 11:10
Victory_278692

lol....good solution

By GodFather.• 27 Nov 2012 11:07
GodFather.

lol

By cherukkan• 27 Nov 2012 11:07
Rating: 2/5
cherukkan

Lol BG..........

By Rizks• 27 Nov 2012 11:04
Rating: 2/5
Rizks

Lols.

By timebandit• 27 Nov 2012 11:03
timebandit

LOL... this one I like ;)

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