Short jokes
If anyone is too sensitive, better not read the jokes.
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CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
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Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.
Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle?
If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.
WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
A: Her IQ goes up.
Jesus saves, he shoots, HE SCORES!!
Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?
Only one. To slam the car boot shut.
Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.
What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!
