Shaggy Dog Story

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.

A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says, 'You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers, 'Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl' .

The man says, 'But I am not a New Yorker!'

'Oh ,then it will say in newspapers in the morning, 'Brave American saves life of little girl' , 'the policeman answers.

'But I am not an American!' says the man.

'Oh, what are you then?'

'The man says: - 'I am a Saudi!'

The next day the newspapers says, 'Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog.'