Shadi.com-can't stop laughing.

RAK
By RAK

 

 

These are Girls profiles taken from shaadi .  com    These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and

spelling errors  have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!

Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail...

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 - Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my

home. I am not a good education but i working all   field in bangalore.. if u like me u welcome to my heart....

when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident or

send u letter..

Thanks

yours Regards Sowmya ~*~

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 i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework

(Wut Homework?)

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 I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every   moments of life. I   love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a

first step of love. I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i.

Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then   why to late come on ........hold my hand forever !!!

(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

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 i am simple girl. I have lot of problemin my life   because of my lucknow i am looking one boy he care me

and love me lot lot lot

(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)

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 i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but   while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast

(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)

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 HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO   MAKE ANY BODY TO   LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL   MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY

,THEY ARE

1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.

2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION

3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY

TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.

(all of us are loughing {laughing})

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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone   groom   and he must think of the future life if he is too like this he would be called the man of the lamp  

(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl   wants)

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  i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate

ok

(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is   suffering from "Ok-syndrome")  

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  iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and   father & mother sister completely married

(somebody please explain in comments section how to   get married 'completely' ?)

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 my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me   pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes

(height of desperation! J )

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iam kanandevi. i do owo businas..one sistar.he was marred.

(No comments)

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 hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run   my life happily. i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good'.

i expect the   good   minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other   caste   accepted ...

(but credit cards not accepted..?? ?)

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 Iam Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is   white. i like social service.

(Zebra..???)

 

By ingeniero• 9 Sep 2011 16:29
ingeniero

hmmmm alright.. thanks buddy :)and happy birthday :))

By ghazalz• 8 Sep 2011 21:21
ghazalz

Oh ingeniero, be happy and tension free...You're already careful :)By the way the first comment above sanity is removed by someone, that was mine 

By ingeniero• 8 Sep 2011 21:00
ingeniero

pm me the names... so that i be careful :)

By honeybunch• 8 Sep 2011 17:31
honeybunch

after a long time ..i know it sounds funny to read this for a while but i mostly feel people who dont get to marry on time post their profiles here....hope with this little message hope they find their partners....

By ghazalz• 8 Sep 2011 17:01
ghazalz

Oh dear just kidding...I know who are Mods among us :))

By RAK• 8 Sep 2011 16:56
RAK

Ghazalz we dont have an option to do anything with others comment, so how can I do anything.Kindly contact admin, may be he will answer.

By ghazalz• 8 Sep 2011 16:27
Rating: 5/5
ghazalz

Hey RAK! what did you do with my comment ? 

By ingeniero• 8 Sep 2011 12:12
ingeniero

i was going to be agree with you..but FatimaH comment made me think again.. so now what to do..its funny.. but these are of someone, who are desperate, feeling lonely, finding a partner for rest of their life.. and it always hurt when some one make fun of what you said...   

By soniya• 8 Sep 2011 12:08
Rating: 2/5
soniya

Personally, i don't feel like to laugh on someone's shortcoming...No person on this earth is perfect...

By Rizks• 8 Sep 2011 12:03
Rizks

lol Khanan,,chup sha ! :)

FS, how can u read my mind ? :(

By FathimaH• 8 Sep 2011 11:59
FathimaH

Whilst this may seem all funny to us it is actually someone else's pain, loneliness and misfortune we maybe laughing at. IMO not cool!

By Khanan• 8 Sep 2011 11:53
Rating: 4/5
Khanan

Rizks is bachelor (forced) now a days!!

he roams with his bella till late night!

 

By Formatted Soul• 8 Sep 2011 11:49
Formatted Soul

Risks...which is your fav. in this? I think Zebra will be the best match for you...lol can you do all the homework? loool

By cryogenic• 8 Sep 2011 11:46
Rating: 2/5
cryogenic

His intentions might be pure and he might not have intended to insult anyone. But the post does exactly the opposite...

Whilst some parts are indeed comical, in the way the words are spelt or the structuring of the sentences.... Do we have to mock and laugh at someone who cant write and communicate in English??

If we were all told ( expats and nationals) to write and communicate in Arabic or Spanish, how pathetic would the performance of most people be?

I agree with HGL. Such attempts of acerbic/ insulting comedy should be avoided. And insulting HGL and calling him names is even more blase.

This is my humble opinion, I could be wrong...  and you dont have to know Farhanbegum or Pranati or Soumya to react this way.

These are posts made on a marriage portal ( Shaadi.com) by people who are trapped in a system in built with multiple prejudices trying to get married and break free....hoping to find sex or a soulmate. Whatever their intentions, mocking them is in poor taste.

By anonymous• 8 Sep 2011 11:44
anonymous

AND WAT U DOIN ON SHADI.COM....................................I GUESS SOME ONE SHOULD GO THRU UR PROFILE, THERE MIGHT BE MORE HILARIOUS THINGS THERE :)))

 

By Rizks• 8 Sep 2011 11:28
Rating: 2/5
Rizks

so you both want me to sit back, relaxed and have bobcorn n bebsi ? :(

OK - i will do so, then....:)

By pixiequeen• 8 Sep 2011 11:26
pixiequeen

HGL, why would I care  about a ramdomguy on QL making me feel important? I am already important to whoever matters to me.  I have better things to do than being popular on QL, so whoever you think I am, maybe busy right now, when she/he is online, please clarify with her/him.

 

By RAK• 8 Sep 2011 11:21
RAK

Sorry Hajmola, but I am not in to matrimonial services

By RAK• 8 Sep 2011 11:15
RAK

Rizks, now my heart beats are back to normal

By happygolucky• 8 Sep 2011 11:14
Rating: 4/5
happygolucky

pixie...I give a damn to what you think or not think about me. As for what suits me or not keep thinking of some more, makes me feel important, though I wouldnt give you that pleasure of feeling important as u are ignored hereafter until required otherwise at my discretion.

BTW why hesitate to come out of the closet in your more popular nick...

By RAK• 8 Sep 2011 11:13
RAK

can u pls read my post of 10.59am, thank you

By Rizks• 8 Sep 2011 11:13
Rating: 4/5
Rizks

Sowmya

Pranati

farhanbegum

kanandevi

good charactarised woman

Sharmila....

does anyone of you here in QL know them personally ? If NOT, then read the above as a joke and forget it....no need to argue and break ur heads ! :(

Cheerz !

By happygolucky• 8 Sep 2011 11:09
Rating: 4/5
happygolucky

RAK...if you had said "as received" which I assume as part of  spam mails, I would have also 'lol'ed...but it seemed otherwise which you are kind enough to accept too. Anyways, hope all is well now and wish you a happy weekend too.

By ingeniero• 8 Sep 2011 11:08
ingeniero

though funny..but agree with all others.. that its not good to make fun of someone, 

By randomguy• 8 Sep 2011 11:05
randomguy

The children of these people are now registering on Shaadi.com, that's how old this email is

By pixiequeen• 8 Sep 2011 11:03
Rating: 5/5
pixiequeen

HGL you are a genius, that’s all I can say now. btw ‘Devil’s advocate’ suits your more than 'happygolucky'!  

Britexpat, why you think it’s wrong to post it in a public forum? It’s a forward mail going around for a long time.

 

By RAK• 8 Sep 2011 10:59
RAK

HGL Pixie, pls relax no debates furtherHGL I did not intend to make fun of anybody. Nobody in this world is perfect. My intentions are pure. I would have gladly accepted ur comments if I had made a personal remark on anyone (We see lot of ppl here making fun of others for their skills in English) but the characters mentioned in the post are fictitious for all of us.Wish u a happy weekend

By Xena• 8 Sep 2011 10:58
Rating: 4/5
Xena

Shaadi;-p

By anonymous• 8 Sep 2011 10:55
anonymous

i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but   while steping out of house he should give recpect to our castWTF....which cast is that???????

By britexpat• 8 Sep 2011 10:54
Rating: 3/5
britexpat

I think its wrong to post this on a public forum...

By happygolucky• 8 Sep 2011 10:52
Rating: 4/5
happygolucky

Rizks...I am good re... as usual, cool as cucumber....nothing special...:)

By Rizks• 8 Sep 2011 10:51
Rating: 4/5
Rizks

HGL chill maar re !

English: How u doing buddy ?

By happygolucky• 8 Sep 2011 10:50
Rating: 4/5
happygolucky

pixiequeen... I am not sure about your ability to understand things... I havent commented on anyones comment rather is is addressed to OP though you are commenting on my comment while at the same time accusing me of it...may be you would like to read and sharpen your understanding skills a bit better than jumping the gun based on subdued prejudices....and it would be better if you post in your nick which I know rather than hiding behind this third nick of yours....

While at it, what is the point that has been made by this post which I am alleged to have attempted to make wrong.... would like to be enlightened and hopefully in your nick that I know. And also I dont like unwarrented lawyers who spring up from nowhere in support ...if someone is not capable of handling him/herself, better refrain from posting or commenting.

By anonymous• 8 Sep 2011 10:42
Rating: 4/5
anonymous

hahahahaha...lolzzz

By UmmiLee• 8 Sep 2011 10:42
Rating: 4/5
UmmiLee

Apparently they are all looking for boys and not men so perhaps the mispellings don't matter.Dear me, there is something really scary about Miss pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes.  Hope she is ok inshallah

By pixiequeen• 8 Sep 2011 10:37
Rating: 5/5
pixiequeen

HGL, its just a joke, OP didn’t mention their name or details.

After reading few of your comments, it looks like you like to comment AGAINST most of the comments. But that won’t make your point right or others point wrong!

By Satishchandar• 8 Sep 2011 10:34
Satishchandar

:-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

By Rizks• 8 Sep 2011 10:28
Rizks

ROFL on the last one "Zebra..? "

By happygolucky• 8 Sep 2011 10:27
Rating: 4/5
happygolucky

I am not sure if u can be sued for copying somebody's private information without his/her permission... hope you have read the fine print on the website. Personally I find it absolutely offensive to make fun of someone based on his/her inadequacy ... would suggest you write an ad without the help of anyone in a language of which you just have workable knowledge....and let it be  judged by the people who are fluent in that language. And pl. refrain from lecturing me it is in funnies, if it is a real copy paste then I can only say there is a limit until where we can stretch something to be called funny, not beyond.  

By RAK• 8 Sep 2011 10:27
RAK

Hajmola, Isharon ko agar samjho, raaz ko raaz rehne do.Translation: Bring ur ears closer let me wisper

By pixiequeen• 8 Sep 2011 10:24
Rating: 4/5
pixiequeen

Many suitable boys on QL with all those specifications.

By Mahikkaran• 8 Sep 2011 10:21
Rating: 5/5
Mahikkaran

Are you "loughing" at their height of desperation completely or the home work Shaddi.com shoud do before they OK's those......

By anonymous• 8 Sep 2011 10:19
anonymous

hahaahahhaa very funny and innocent willings.I wish all of them a caring and lovable spouse and a happy married life. 

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