Shadi.com-can't stop laughing.
These are Girls profiles taken from shaadi . com These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and
spelling errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!
Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail...
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- Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my
home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalore.. if u like me u welcome to my heart....
when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident or
send u letter..
Thanks
yours Regards Sowmya ~*~
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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
(Wut Homework?)
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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a
first step of love. I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i.
Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........hold my hand forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)
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i am simple girl. I have lot of problemin my life because of my lucknow i am looking one boy he care me
and love me lot lot lot
(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)
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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast
(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)
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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY
,THEY ARE
1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY
TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing {laughing})
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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom and he must think of the future life if he is too like this he would be called the man of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)
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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate
ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome")
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iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father & mother sister completely married
(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married 'completely' ?)
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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation! J )
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iam kanandevi. i do owo businas..one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)
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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily. i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good'.
i expect the good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted ...
(but credit cards not accepted..?? ?)
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Iam Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social service.
(Zebra..???)
hmmmm alright.. thanks buddy :)and happy birthday :))
Oh ingeniero, be happy and tension free...You're already careful :)By the way the first comment above sanity is removed by someone, that was mine
pm me the names... so that i be careful :)
after a long time ..i know it sounds funny to read this for a while but i mostly feel people who dont get to marry on time post their profiles here....hope with this little message hope they find their partners....
Oh dear just kidding...I know who are Mods among us :))
Ghazalz we dont have an option to do anything with others comment, so how can I do anything.Kindly contact admin, may be he will answer.
Hey RAK! what did you do with my comment ?
i was going to be agree with you..but FatimaH comment made me think again.. so now what to do..its funny.. but these are of someone, who are desperate, feeling lonely, finding a partner for rest of their life.. and it always hurt when some one make fun of what you said...
Personally, i don't feel like to laugh on someone's shortcoming...No person on this earth is perfect...
lol Khanan,,chup sha ! :)
FS, how can u read my mind ? :(
Whilst this may seem all funny to us it is actually someone else's pain, loneliness and misfortune we maybe laughing at. IMO not cool!
Rizks is bachelor (forced) now a days!!
he roams with his bella till late night!
Risks...which is your fav. in this? I think Zebra will be the best match for you...lol can you do all the homework? loool
His intentions might be pure and he might not have intended to insult anyone. But the post does exactly the opposite...
Whilst some parts are indeed comical, in the way the words are spelt or the structuring of the sentences.... Do we have to mock and laugh at someone who cant write and communicate in English??
If we were all told ( expats and nationals) to write and communicate in Arabic or Spanish, how pathetic would the performance of most people be?
I agree with HGL. Such attempts of acerbic/ insulting comedy should be avoided. And insulting HGL and calling him names is even more blase.
This is my humble opinion, I could be wrong... and you dont have to know Farhanbegum or Pranati or Soumya to react this way.
These are posts made on a marriage portal ( Shaadi.com) by people who are trapped in a system in built with multiple prejudices trying to get married and break free....hoping to find sex or a soulmate. Whatever their intentions, mocking them is in poor taste.
AND WAT U DOIN ON SHADI.COM....................................I GUESS SOME ONE SHOULD GO THRU UR PROFILE, THERE MIGHT BE MORE HILARIOUS THINGS THERE :)))
so you both want me to sit back, relaxed and have bobcorn n bebsi ? :(
OK - i will do so, then....:)
HGL, why would I care about a ramdomguy on QL making me feel important? I am already important to whoever matters to me. I have better things to do than being popular on QL, so whoever you think I am, maybe busy right now, when she/he is online, please clarify with her/him.
Sorry Hajmola, but I am not in to matrimonial services
Rizks, now my heart beats are back to normal
pixie...I give a damn to what you think or not think about me. As for what suits me or not keep thinking of some more, makes me feel important, though I wouldnt give you that pleasure of feeling important as u are ignored hereafter until required otherwise at my discretion.
BTW why hesitate to come out of the closet in your more popular nick...
can u pls read my post of 10.59am, thank you
Sowmya
Pranati
farhanbegum
kanandevi
good charactarised woman
Sharmila....
does anyone of you here in QL know them personally ? If NOT, then read the above as a joke and forget it....no need to argue and break ur heads ! :(
Cheerz !
RAK...if you had said "as received" which I assume as part of spam mails, I would have also 'lol'ed...but it seemed otherwise which you are kind enough to accept too. Anyways, hope all is well now and wish you a happy weekend too.
though funny..but agree with all others.. that its not good to make fun of someone,
The children of these people are now registering on Shaadi.com, that's how old this email is
HGL you are a genius, that’s all I can say now. btw ‘Devil’s advocate’ suits your more than 'happygolucky'!
Britexpat, why you think it’s wrong to post it in a public forum? It’s a forward mail going around for a long time.
HGL Pixie, pls relax no debates furtherHGL I did not intend to make fun of anybody. Nobody in this world is perfect. My intentions are pure. I would have gladly accepted ur comments if I had made a personal remark on anyone (We see lot of ppl here making fun of others for their skills in English) but the characters mentioned in the post are fictitious for all of us.Wish u a happy weekend
Shaadi;-p
i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our castWTF....which cast is that???????
I think its wrong to post this on a public forum...
Rizks...I am good re... as usual, cool as cucumber....nothing special...:)
HGL chill maar re !
English: How u doing buddy ?
pixiequeen... I am not sure about your ability to understand things... I havent commented on anyones comment rather is is addressed to OP though you are commenting on my comment while at the same time accusing me of it...may be you would like to read and sharpen your understanding skills a bit better than jumping the gun based on subdued prejudices....and it would be better if you post in your nick which I know rather than hiding behind this third nick of yours....
While at it, what is the point that has been made by this post which I am alleged to have attempted to make wrong.... would like to be enlightened and hopefully in your nick that I know. And also I dont like unwarrented lawyers who spring up from nowhere in support ...if someone is not capable of handling him/herself, better refrain from posting or commenting.
hahahahaha...lolzzz
Apparently they are all looking for boys and not men so perhaps the mispellings don't matter.Dear me, there is something really scary about Miss pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes. Hope she is ok inshallah
HGL, its just a joke, OP didn’t mention their name or details.
After reading few of your comments, it looks like you like to comment AGAINST most of the comments. But that won’t make your point right or others point wrong!
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ROFL on the last one "Zebra..? "
I am not sure if u can be sued for copying somebody's private information without his/her permission... hope you have read the fine print on the website. Personally I find it absolutely offensive to make fun of someone based on his/her inadequacy ... would suggest you write an ad without the help of anyone in a language of which you just have workable knowledge....and let it be judged by the people who are fluent in that language. And pl. refrain from lecturing me it is in funnies, if it is a real copy paste then I can only say there is a limit until where we can stretch something to be called funny, not beyond.
Hajmola, Isharon ko agar samjho, raaz ko raaz rehne do.Translation: Bring ur ears closer let me wisper
Many suitable boys on QL with all those specifications.
Are you "loughing" at their height of desperation completely or the home work Shaddi.com shoud do before they OK's those......
hahaahahhaa very funny and innocent willings.I wish all of them a caring and lovable spouse and a happy married life.