Sexual Harrasment by Kenyan Monkies
A troop of monkeys is giving Kenyan villagers long days and sleepless nights, destroying crops and causing a food crisis.
Earlier this month, local MP Paul Muite urged the Kenya Wildlife Service to help contain their aggressive behaviour.
But Mr Muite caused laughter when he told parliament that the monkeys had taken to harassing and mocking women in a village.
But this is exactly what the women in the village of Nachu, just south-west of Kikuyu, are complaining about.
Sexual harassment
They estimate there are close to 300 monkeys invading the farms at dawn. They eat the village's maize, potatoes, beans and other crops.
Brit his names was'nt Cheetah (same as the Tarzan's chimp) by any chance was it?
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HE WHO DARES WINS
You are wrong.. One of my dear ancestors had a lead role in 2001 A Space Oddysse !
Britexpat
That suit fits you properly, you must be a relative from the planet of apes, from the Wise clan of the Orangutans....
You are wearing the wrong suit in the wrong forum.
I know that you never visited a zoo in your life or did ever bother try to study the family tree of the Apes.
The problem is I think you’re an overeducated, 27-year-old virgin who holds the hands of superstitious old women and promises them eternity.
Beware Brit, by the time you reach Kenya all the girls will be armed with slingshots or tasers or clubs for self defence!
i think the black gorilla suit will suite him perfectly and then when he will see a female walking by he will start yelling punching his chest.
why there is a bum hanging on the neck of tat Monkey ?? lol
No technically you wouldn't as that's clearly an Orangutan which is from the Ape family and only found in parts of Borneo and Sumatra...they are talking Monkey's so you need something with a tail...;P
If everyone cared and nobody cried
If everyone loved and nobody lied
If everyone shared and swallowed their pride
Then we'd see the day when nobody died....Chad Kroeger
no more wearing pinky furry thong any more now you Gorilla
Brit that the one that Pajju bought before he disappaered to kenya..lol
Then they will were two.
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HE WHO DARES WINS
lol brit, you look more like an ewok... :P
Ok.. Just got back from the souq.. Got the suit.. it fits.. I should be able to fit in .... shouldn't i ?
Red Pope donkey is a real life fact if you want to see you can go to QAWS and you will find them there.
where as media can publish anything.
No damn you pope send me that pic so i can show every one how well mannered your donkey is in public when it see a girl walking around what he does :D
One of the notorious Qlers has been missing for weeks now.. He used to go by the name of pajju, last he was seen at Doha Airport carrying an animal costume and boarding a flight to Kenya..
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HE WHO DARES WINS
I thought it was funny that this is the sort of stuff that makes BBC news lately.
I am perverted in an animal vs human sort of way while you are preoccupied by Popes perverse donkey to the point you are mourning the loss of his donkey pics..... tsk tsk... stones...glass houses....
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"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock - Will Rogers"
Just bought myself a monkey suit and I'm off to Kenya...
what kind of news are you looking for Animal vs Human
ewwww you are such a weirdo :D
is pervert.
Popie i have lost that Donkey pic of yours can you plz email it to me back :D
That pervert donkey of yours
monkeys that they know how to get a women.
Perhaps the women of the village were wearing hot pants!
Huh?!!??
Ah well.. men evolved from apes, did they not? ROFL!
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Don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
Probably those monkeys had the right for the mockery, since those ladies had unresolvable identities crisis....
The problem is I think you’re an overeducated, 27-year-old virgin who holds the hands of superstitious old women and promises them eternity.