Secret
By nite_rider •
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. "No woman," said one man, scornfully, "can keep a secret."
"I don't know about that," huffily answered a woman guest. "I have kept my Age a secret since I was twenty-one."
"You'll let it out some day," the man insisted.
"I hardly think so!" responded the lady. "When a woman has kept a secret
for Twenty-Seven years, she can keep it forever."
FS i knew you were wise, i didn't know you were an antique too :p
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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LOL Dumb!
I am keeping it a secret since my birth ..which was in 18_ _ lol
Lol.....clever!
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