Science - Heaviest element discovered
Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years; It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
Brilliant .......thing is in some parts of Africa where this exists, the half-life is far greater. Infact it appears to be indestructable at times.
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Excelent. But Administratium acnnot be an element, since it is a mixture of two.
lolz...that is really very funny... thanks for posting
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That means the entire Nepal is in fact a Governmentium...lol...603? In such a tiny state?
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We found in nepal 603 A.M.U........now tell me which is heavier ?
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U all made me sleepy :/
And I thought they had found the heaviest element already...
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The element also found in India with different atomic mass though....See our's is heavier than your's with atomic mass 552. In which 530 are assistant neurons, 20 deputies and 2 asst deputies....Thease in all 552 particles are made form 100,000,000 morons......
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