SAVE THE COCKROACHES!
Cockroaches are threatened with Extinction !
If the cockroach was cute, could bounce a ball on it's nose , or tasted good in a sushi bar people would do something to protect this poor harmless garbage man.
We think it is time for someone to stand up for the humble Cockroach.
Cockroaches are In Decline
Studies indicate that the Cockroach is in decline. Over thousands of years the number of Cockroaches per human has dropped significantly. With increased use of pesticide, obesity and a significant increase in Cockroach diabetes, the common Cockroach could, potentially, be extinct in less than a hundred years.
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Decline in Roach Population
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Cockroach Deaths
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Studies indicate that the Cockroach is in decline.
Over thousands of years of humanity the number of Cockroaches per human has dropped significantly.
With increased use of pesticide, obesity and a significant increase in Cockroach diabetes, the common Cockroach could, potentially, be extinct in less than a hundred years.
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Reasons why cockroaches die:
Cockroach Poisoning
Man has long waged a personal war on the terrors of Cockroaches. Now, more than ever, the increase use of poisons are exterminating roaches in the millions each night. Nightly, good willed cockroaches that enter the house to clean the floor or the dishes ( something that most wives would love their husbands to be so dedicated in doing) are not thanked for their dedication to cleanliness. Instead they are attacked by a barrage of nuro-toxins or a rolled up paper.
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Cockroach Diabetes
Due to modern takeaway and junk foods, Cockroach diabetes is on the rise. No longer are roaches eating nutritional diets, but are eating junk foods rich in sugars and cholesterol. With lower exercise due to readily avaialbe foods, and poor diets, Cockroach obesity is epidemic with overweight cockroaches suffering diabetes and increase in muscle deterioration and a higher rate of heart disease.
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Your Cause
You might be a Social Butterfly, Fit, thin, young, beautiful, popular and loaded with cash. For the rest of us, we know what it's like to not be the top of society. Well, now you know how the roach feels. He's not beautiful, he scurries around in the dark, no one likes him but he is essential to keeping the planet clean.
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The roach is a symbol of hard work with no recognition !
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If you can relate to this, then the roach should be Your cause !
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How can you help
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Roaches need your support if they are to survive.
Here are some things you can do to help.
* Write to your local news paper and get them to support the ban on Cockroach baits.
* Tell 5 people you know about savethecockroach.com, or add a link to QatarLiving.com
* Stop Killing Cockroaches !
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Most Importantly
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The next time your sitting quietly in your house and a roach comes to visit, instead of running to the fly spray, just remember, he's only come to clean the house, give the roach a chance and set him free.
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http://www.savethecockroach.com/
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Signed:
As usual, your funny Drac :)
That's the effect after a late night Vindaloo..
hello every one!
i just posted my comments yesterday
sorry dracula!i don't means to hurt anyone
and my mistake,i appologise that i can't saw properly that this topic in the funnies
my son just press the enter and comment just posted
The best way to destroy cockroaches,the Bonito way,
sprinkle almost areas of cockroach's path with
grains of sugar.... that way...
ants will dwell on the path... ...
ants will then watchful for every roach passing by...
and will killin them... save ants not roaches...:P
remember... is easy to get rid off of ants than roaches...
~~Life's Cycle~~~
The guy even looks a little like me........If yer close one eye and squint !
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I think you have me confused with someone who gives a sh1t.
Get a tin of deodrant (Lynx works particulally well), and a cig lighter, and flamethrower those little twats back to the stone age.............
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I think you have me confused with someone who gives a sh1t.
Drakula are you talking about the same roaches everybody is talking
Our my kind of roaches
Check mate.....
This thread has been posted in:"Funnies"
Move your HATE in your own thread, please!
dracula said "save the bugs"
plz first save the humans
you worried about the bugs
but what about the humans in ghaza city forget that thay r muslims just remember that they r human beings
what about those which are daed in the fire in astralia.............they are most importent not bugs
clean the hosue...........ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
why you don't clean ur house your self?
when you did this job then no cockroach will be there
what analysis on Cockroaches......u did PHD....hence forth I will call u 'Doctor DRAC'. There is no blood in CC so no use to you.
holly molly..britex,,good one! :)
You should move to my building. The landlord is very considerate. He has put up the following notice on each floor:
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AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
They trained me well in the art of WAR!!!! Quick reflexes, stealth attacks... even the winged squadrons get squished. Ugh!
/My current (old) apartment has plenty and they drop by to say hello almost every morning. I reply by saying, goodnight définitivement.
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Don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
save the bugs!
thanks for the enlightenment bout the roaches that mimic humans. you just made it clear why some of my friends never die. it's because they're roaches. LOL
by the way that's a cute cuddly roach to got there.
be the best guy or the worst villain.
Well, I wanted to make a comment about I wis they'd extinct earlier, but after reading this, I actually feel sorry for them. So next time I see one, I will welcome him! :) Maybe even sing a song and dance around!
It's true that had working hadn't killed anyone yet, but why to take risk?
Actually that's not true.. The Roachus Erectus has learned to walk straight and mimic humans..
did anybody know that roaches is the only species in the history that never evolved? roaches now are the roaches centuries ago. they are persistent. diabetes, pesticides won't kill them all. =)
be the best guy or the worst villain.
we just hope this is really true stuff....
a world is a better place without this bug....but some dirty people don't share the knowledge to keep it clean and erase this nasty insect from the face of the world
Check mate.....
'Roach is a symbol of hard work with no recognition' .......you have my sympathy there. Can we have them on UN flags or something.
.cockroaches and me? no way......
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.cockroaches can trigger asthma.....
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am sure one thing that roaches would get extinct anywhere but in Qatar
few weeks after i arrived here i developed roaches phobia,coz they were all around even in the house, in the kitchen, on the street, everywhere, i even foudn oen once in my car, i freaked out almost had an accident. now if i see one my heart starts pounding, i sweat , i become breathless, may even burst into tears.
roaches carry 100 kinds of bacteria and 40 kinds of germs in their feet, so for roaches lovers u can have them , enjoy their company, but am not gonna risk my sanity and health for such ugly stupid useless creatures.
NIce 2 c how worried every 1 is about roaches.. Such interesting stuff on QL today :P
Ahh try roast Cockroaches with chilled beer... ITs really awesome...:)
Spray them, squish them, set them on fire...whatever it takes. I just wish they'd become extinct during my lifetime!
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~ 200km/h in the Wrong Lane
I can't even imagine people eating it!!!
make your house...cave... whatever it is be the official breeding ground of roaches here in GCC, Wheehehe
"Masunod nawa ang iyong kalooban!"
Talk about making peace...*winks*
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
Ever since the last "Save the bugs" conference few years ago bug-lovers throughout the Cockroaches world have looked forward hopefully to this year at Geneva.
There at last the "League of Bugs" in a major world conference was to come to grips with the explosive question of Cockroach Poisoning Companies and their limitation.
Twenty years ago the League of Bugs Covenant solemnly promised a reduction of bugs poison in the name of peace.
To represent the Cockroaches, I appointed a delegation of five billions bugs.
They were called "the best practical pacifists bugs available."
A troop of advisers, technical experts, aides and clerks will come with the cockroaches delegation.
Also, several peace organizations will be sent along unofficial delegates of their own.
Peace petitions were signed and loaded aboard.
Heero..tomorrow you'll have guests! :)
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
do one thing take all the cockraches n breed dem in ur house.hee haa haa haaaaa
It's war against cockroaches!!
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach