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To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the reporter job what I saw in the paiper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the fone and no I am a pepole purson, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladyes.

Im lookin for a Jobb as a reporter but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

BRYAN nikname Beefy

PS: Becorse my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.
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[img_assist|nid=35433|title=beefy|desc=|link=none|align=left|width=129|height=180]

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Employer's response:

Dear Beefy - I mean Bryan,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check. You're hired.